Salad

Salad is a gargoyle, and yea, Salad is his actual name.  He often goes by Euan since Salad was just the name his parents gave him (they're illiterate and thought Salad looked nice on paper). 

His parents aren't inherently dumb, they just thought it'd be a good name.  Salad has a brother, and a sister:  Sand and Oxen.