Cripes

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I know I am an affront to the natural order. I also don't like it. I shouldn't exist. But I do. So either cope or leave me be. You won't win a fight.

Gender woman
Pronouns she/her
Sexuality lesbian
Age ???
Birthday ???
Height 5'0"
Race reborn
Level 3
Class barbarian
Subclass path of the beast
Alignment true neutral
Occupation ???

Teeth on a String - Stick and Poke

Cripes
Extroverted
Introverted
Instinctive
Calculated
Deceptive
Sincere
Indifferent
Emotional
Reserved
Affectionate
Cooperative
Lone wolf

Realist
Attitude
ISTP-T (Virtuoso)
MBTI
The Revenant
Archetype
XVI: The Tower
Tarot

Traits
  • Fearless
  • Nonjudgmental
  • Resourceful
  • Trustworthy
  • Self-preserving
  • Focused
  • Instinctive
  • Practical
  • Short-tempered
  • Aggressive
  • Stubborn
  • Mercenary

Introduction

It's not an incorrect statement to say that Cripes is a monster. It's not incorrect to say she shouldn't exist. But she is and she does, and she will not let anyone take her second life from her.

Cripes doesn't know who she is or why she is. All she knows is that she used to be alive and whole, and now she's not. If anyone looks too closely at her, she looks every part the preserved corpse that she is, making living anywhere near a city impossible. Not to mention the fact that she has fangs and grows claws when threatened.


General Personality

Cripes is primarily motivated by two things: figuring out who she used to be and self-preservation. She is skittish around those she doesn't know, not trusting them to not turn on her when they inevitably discover she is undead or that she is some escaped lab rat. When it comes to a fight-or-flight intinct though, she fights and she fights viciously.

In the rare cases people don't turn on her, or run her from town, she begins to open up more. She remains a bit more on the quieter side, but that's mostly because she's getting used to talking with people again. She is very open to many things—it would be odd of her of all people to judge anyone—and does her best to do right by people. She also has a very dry, flat sense of humor, and is more than willing to indulge in pranks and the like.


Strength
Intelligence
Dexterity
Wisdom
Constitution
Charisma


STRENGTHS


  • Melee combat
  • Shrugs off blows
  • Resistant to poisons/diseases
  • Drawing attention

WEAKNESSES


  • Magic
  • Charms
  • Ranged combat
  • Healing

Deathless Nature

Difficulty
Mastery

Being undead has a few perks. They're more resistant to poisons and diseases, and previous experience with death tends to make them more desperate to prevent a repeat experience. Food, drink, and air are all pointless to the Reborn, though they may choose to partake in any of them. The strangest aspect, however, is that they do not sleep. A Reborn simply remains motionless for a short period of time, during which they remain conscious and aware.

Cripes is the only Reborn known to ever exist. She doesn't know the full extent of her nature, only being in this state for a few months.

Rage

Difficulty
Mastery

Barbarians come alive in a fight, thriving in the adrenaline and chaos of the melee. They may all fight differently, but the single unifier is their rage. All-consuming, single-minded, it allows them to shrug off blows that would cripple another, to hit harder, and push their bodies to near-supernatural limits.

This rage allows them to serve as protectors or beserker. It does take a toll on the barbarian though; the exertion of the rage often means they can only enter that haze of bloodlust so many times before reaching a limit.

Form of the Beast

Difficulty
Mastery

Cripes's rage has an additional layer of volatility compared to other barbarians. The nature of the experiments that created her and her animalistic hybrid form may react with her rage. She can grow claws of bone from her fingers, a skeletal muzzle, or a jagged, ossein tail. She can exert enough control over her rage to direct what aspect manifests—she prefers the claws, which she uses to augment her skill with a longsword.


Childhood

"Maybe there's a family out there looking for their daughter who didn't come home one day. Maybe there isn't."

Cripes does not have any memory of her childhood, or anything before being a Reborn. She is searching for those answers where she can. Answers are hard to come by when you don't even know where to start. More so when anyone who will speak to you also has utterly no idea what to do with you.


Pre-Adventuring

"I woke up in someone's trash pile. I left."

Roughly six months ago, Cripes woke up in a pile of corpses, some intact, others not. Disoriented with no memory of who she was—not even a name to call herself by—she scrambled out of the building she found herself in and into the surronding woods.

A few days later, she stumbled into a nearby village one night, hoping to ask for help. She met an older woman, tried asking for help, only for her to scream about a monster and to flee from her. Cripes started calling herself "Cripes" shortly after; she needed a name, and that was something the old woman had said that sounded like it could be a name. It wasn't a name, but it was close enough. That same night, she ran into the woods once more. She found a stream, and finally saw what the old woman had.

Bright red eyes and fangs, most of her ears replaced with those of a fox. Barely healed incisions covering her ashy and lifeless skin. Hybrid of humanoid and fox, a victim of a failed experiment, something crawled from a nightmare.

Since then, she has spent her time avoiding most towns and cities, only venturing into civilization when she must. She wishes to know who made her into this and what she knows before, but those answers continue to elude her.

LIKES

  • Animals
  • Shiny objects
  • Baths
  • Cozy clothes
  • Chocolate
  • Dragons

DISLIKES

  • Necromancy
  • Clerics
  • Zombies
  • Fish

Fears

  • Magic
  • Clerics
  • Dying

Hobbies

  • Collecting oddities
  • Climbing

Trivia

  • Cripes is red-green colorblind.
  • Her original concept was agender. However, someone raised the point that a corpse waking up with no memory but a very firm sense of being a woman could be more interesting to explore in the game. I agreed.
  • Cripes has a 10+ foot tall vertical leap.
  • Her favorite color is yellow.
  • She is the only known Reborn to exist in in-game history.
  • Cripes is who I intend to play for the second campaign in Shallan's group once Shallan's game ends. This story will be 15 years after Shallan's group has finished theirs.