Roland Trellick

Good morning, Mr. Trellick, great to have you here today.

> Hey, it's been a long time coming. And call me Rocko, please. Mr. Trellick's way too formal and I ain't about that.

Sorry, Rocko! For our listeners out there, would you like to introduce yourself?

> Yes, o'course. I'm the bank's messenger shotgun and fer anyone who doesn't know, I guard the travelling lockbox carts from thievin' bandits. I carry my baby here (he audibly racks his shotgun through the microphone) and we work very well together.

Interesting indeed. Isn't that a relief, listeners, to know that our money is always safe and sound thanks to people like Rocko here! 

> It's a tough job, but there ain't never a boring day out there.

I think I speak for all of us when I ask what the most interesting thing you've carried is? Or, to put it in other words, what's been the most valuable lockbox you've guarded?

> Woah now, that's fer the bank to disclose. I'm not about to lose my job (laughs).

(Laughs) You've got a point there, Rocko. Excuse my insensitivity!

> I can say this though, sure does make it easier with a friend to talk to during the long hours. I'd like to give an on-air mention to my friend who hates any sort of attention, Béton, my favourite clerk who waits our arrival with bated breath.

You heard it here folks, a strong companionship makes life easier. I'm inclined to agree too. Well, thanks so much for having a chat with us here on the radio and sharing your contribution to our little town.

> Pleasure's all mine.