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I went outside late at night, having heard news of strange, duck-faced creatures being found all around the local boardwalk. "Close to the water," I thought, "most of them will already have been caught. But what about the woods, where werewolves prowl at night? Surely there I will find a new friend!"
So I set a trap. A box with a stick underneath it, attached to a rope held in my hand, and a plate of cheddar underneath the box to entice any entities that might walk past. Luckily, this one was easy for me to see. Its tail, cheeks and ears possess some kind of bioluminiscence, as if the universe took pity on me for forgetting to bring night-vision goggles on the night of the new moon.
This weird rabbit has chewed up my wi-fi router beyond repair. Perhaps this was a mistake.
