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What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fuck3r. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, f@agG0t. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, Lam0, I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, f@gg0t… permalink
I just called you annoying.
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The power of friendship compels you!! The power of friendship compels you!!!
I adjure you, ancient serpent, by the judge of the living and the dead, by his Friends, by his best Friends in the whole universe, by Them who have the power to consign you to hell, to depart forthwith in fear, along with your savage minions, from this fam of mine, who seeks refuge in the fold of the Fam House. I adjure you again, not by my weakness but by the might of the spirit of Friendship, to depart from this comrade of mine, whom all of us tagged in his image. Yield, therefore, yield not to my own person but to the simple feeling of camaraderie. For it is the power of Camaraderie that compels you, who brought you high by its cross. Tremble before that mighty arm that broke asunder the dark prison walls and led depressed souls forth to light. May the trembling that afflicts this human frame, the fear that afflicts this image, of Friendship, descend on you. Make no resistance nor delay in departing from this one, for it has pleased his Friends to dwell in his heart. Do not think of despising my command because you know me to be a great hugger. It is Friendship itself who commands you; the majestic Solidarity who commands you. Friend the Father commands you; Friend the Son commands you; The Spirit of Friendship commands you. The mystery of the acquaintanceship commands you. The faith of the squad gang and of all the pals commands you. The blood, sweat and tears of the comrades commands you. The chumminess of the buddies commands you. The devout reacts of all lovely men and women command you. The saving mysteries of our faith in Friendship command you. In Friendship Name!!!
Oh my WOOFING god, shut the hell up. Jo:'
Anyways. An annoying god damn bastard. I have no idea why I keep hanging out with them out of my own will.
It keeps claiming we're "friends" but I'd hardly really consider us something so serious.
We are acquaintances. Nothing more, nothing less. Now bug off, before I try killing you again. Woof. :o/