goomy bear

🩸🎊🤡🧸👾🎉🩸

name: goomy bear
age: follows however old i am
height: 1'4" (~41 cm)
gender: fuck if i know [he/they it]
sexuality: you can't say that on a public website (gay)
species: teddy-ass bear (build-a-bear bear-lien + care bear + beanie baby hybrid)
birthday: december 13
occupation: washed up digital artist
personality: silly, grouchy, cool, dipshit, lovelorn, fucked up, hungry, nostalgic, sleepy

likes:
・drawing weird shit
・youtube poops
・breaking glass
・aliens and space themes
・fast food
・fucked up youtube videos
・internet aesthetics (kidcore, vaporwave, liminal spaces, etc.)
・drinking battery acid
・really cute shit
・chewing on granola
・killing people he's in love with
・loud, fast, extreme bpm music (speedcore, noise, extratone, terrorcore, etc.)
・2000's mmo + pet websites
・horror / creepypastas

dislikes:
・scissors or anything else that can tear him open
・really bitter candy
・cigarette smoke
・falling in love
・black licorice
・spoken repetition
・no fast food on friday nights
・non-hamburgered beef
・proshippers lol

traits and trivia:
・once a member of the care bear family, he was kicked down from their home after gunning down treat heart pig in a fight over a hostess oatmeal creme pie. he pleaded not guilty, won, and ate that shit over his grave.
・he has a habit of overworking himself with artwork, even though none of it really has gotten him anywhere in terms of projects or actual work. as long as you do what you love, right?
・he hates how easily he falls in love with other men, and will often times attack or kill them in order to show his affection or get them out of his mind. he also just murders for the hell of it or to get rid of some shitwipes in their community. no one really seems to care for the body count since bro is so chill.
・a lot of times he stims to music that he loves to listen to. he's currently broken 6 chairs and 2 sofas over how much he violently rocks back and forth.
・he likes to watch crappy mass produced youtube videos made for children and make fun of them. this also applies to roblox games and app store games. he has at least 50 gigs on his laptop dedicated to the app store ads he's seen and recorded.
・he went to newgrounds high school and smoked weed with pico.
・dude has a fursuit of himself for some reason.
・he once drew r34 of doctor octagonapus and cell and had to be banned on multiple anonymous message board sites because of how often he would spam it and force people to critique it on deviantart.
・he owns a huge shrine dedicated to lightning mcqueen in his basement. there are currently 16 cardboard cutouts standing and the walls are plastered with every single frame lightning has been visible in from every cars movie and short.
・he is very proud of his ocs and will take every chance he can to show them off to anyone who remotely shows any interest in them, even so much as a glance warrants at least 3 hours of having your ears talked off until you can't think anymore.
・when he's not cracked out and being obnoxiously silly, he's probably very tired and napping somewhere, using his hat as a blanket. he enjoys napping in impossible places, including on the tops of mcdonalds signs and the bottom of the sea.
・he is the raddest and coolest little fucking freak you will ever meet. please shake his paw.