Dysfuntional Eeveelutions

the Eeveelutions and their problems

Leafeon: Pothead

Glaceon: also pothead

Umbreon: alchoholic

Espeon: mentaily impaired (probably fell out of a plane as an egg)

Flareon: anger issues + is a woman

Sylveon: British and sexist.

Jolteon: probably a silent crack addict with a knife

Vaporeon: sex trafficked and missing

Eevee: a child.

(these guys are based off of an roblox rp session from when I was 14)