Kiwi
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Kiwi and his best friend, Peanut are like, the coolest bounty hunters EVER?! Except they're like.. a little broke.. and they can't pay the spaceship's gravity rent.. But it's fineee!
- Videogames
- Cartoons
- Credits
- Mean guys
- Peanut's sword-tail (he's jealous)
- The God's Guard (they're ANNOYING!!)
- His antenas glow when he's using his abilities.
- He has like a full alien form I'm just too lazy to draw it.
- He can read people's minds!! Ooo!
- That tube thingy in his backpack has some weird combination of oxygen and nitrogen.
- He hides some credits inside his backpack to use them to help Peanut wake up when he falls unconcious.
- Kiwi isn't his actual name, it's actually s̴̖̯̘͎̮̦̪̽̂̊̓̔́̔͑̓̓͒͒̀̽͗̋̎͛͊̚̚̕͠͝҉̴̨̨̡̞̫̞̤͉̯͓͈͚͖̖͉͕̲͓͙̙̫̗̭̘̟̖̦͚̭̳̓̃̒͐͊̓̃͋͗̾̀͒̏̎̔̏̋̆̏̉͑̂͆̏͌͊͘͜͜͜͝͝ǫ̴̛̛̰̣̠͈̘͈̳͈͚̬͑́̾̔̑̊̊̐̌̉̐͝͝҉̸̢̛͎͎̪̗̬̠͔̞͇̻̙͈̰̰̙̲̖͉̺̩̑̊̈͆͆̊̐͐̋̍̄̑͒̏̈́͗̈́͒͌̅̎̊̓̒̍͜͜͝ͅm̶̧̢̢̧̧̛̮̼̟͎͕̻̯̪͚̘͉̻̳͉̮͖͔͖͓̟͕̦̝̩̠̻̰͚̤̻̰̩̫̗͉͚̞̔̒̆̈́͐̾̇̎̉̔̕̕ͅ҉̷̛̛͎͉͇̞̜͈̲̝̓͛̂͌̓̋̏͒̈́̏̏̽̂̇̇̋̉́͗́̅̑̽̅̋̏̕͘͝͝͝͠ę̵͖̳̼͙̥̭̲̪͇̙̤̱̱͎̗̱͔̺̝̦̬̟͉̳̹̻͖͇̤̤̝̝̱̘̼̜̪̜̜̪͔̱͙̱̓̏̇͊̄͌̀̈́͋̐͒̇̂̒̋̅̈́̓̎̽̂͛͊̂̂́̓̚͘͘͜͝͠ͅ҉̴̛̼̻̀̉̀͑̔͋̐̒́͗̅̂́̀͐̑̎̎̈́̚̚͘͘̚͘̕͠t̵͚͉̻̪̘̘͍̹͙͗͂́̍̏̇͆̋̂̐̆̃͘͠҉̶̡̧̢̛̺̹͓̱͎̯̪̣̦̭͎̥̝̭̜̟͙͕̲̞͚̣̹̙̞̭͌͋̈̄̍̿́̏͂͆̊̈́́̎̃̓͗̅̽̈́͋̕͜͠͝͝h̴̡̨̧̲̥̜̜̬̲͈̻̣͚̟̞̫̝̜͑̑̑͑̇̉͆͗̄͒͆̀̕͝҉̷̛̛̛̤̞͓͔̮̻̿͛͑̒̄͗́͗̄͆̈͂̽̿͊̈̃͘̚̕͝͝͝͝ȋ̶̢̢̢̡̡̻͙͉̥̺̭͓̳̦͕͉̹͙̰͚̩͓̗̻͍̮̯͓̞͈̜͓̭̪̬͙͎̻̺̥͙̋̿͂̓̚ͅͅ҉̵̧̧̧̠̲̩͕̻̖͍͓̜̫͉̖̞͎̩̩͕̠̪͚͍̺̗̼̼͇̘̯̠̘͙̖͕͇̑̅́̾̈́͊̚͜͜ͅͅn̶̨̨̡̢̧̧͚̗̖̖̦̠̖̥͖͉̪̮̖͍̤͖̹̖͙͓̗̥̺͓̩̻͉͋͐̆̿͋͂̑̈́͋̒̀͊̊͒͆̓̉̿̽͌̉̇͊̽̀͊͌̈͋̒͌̂̽̚͘͜͝͝҉̵̢̨̛̛͖̲̳͈͚͔̖̯̫̥͓̝̘̤͓͉̦̳̠͖̲͖̖̻̯͙͉̩͑̏̾͌͐͐̂̈̈̿̐͛̈́͋̎͑̈̄̎̋̿̊͂̎̋͂̄̌͘͘̚̚͘͜͝͠͠͝͝ḡ̶̨̡͎̝̹̜̗̞̗̹̬̺̟͉̭̘͉̹̪̙͚̖̭͎̬̤̗̠̰̟̭͉̦̜̦̲̜̘͓͈͖͕̥͓͔̦̹̓̊̈́͋͆͊͛̑̒̀̏̑̾̃͛̑̈́̍̌̽͋̏̾̋͆́͛̌͘͘̕͘͝ͅ҉̵̨̡̢̧̧̢͚͙̰̯̯̘̥̳̻͇̘͚̮̘̝̫̥͓̞̞͚̜͙̥̺͈͙̯̯̞̬͉̩̬͉͖̫̯̣̩̅̇̑́̏̅̍̏̽̐́̌͑̔̈́͌̾̿͛́̑́̓͗̍̎̌̄͘̚͜͝ͅͅ
- Smell dog-food when going to a store.
- Play videogames for a day straight.
- Forget to pay rent...
Kiwi grew up in an unknown planet called no643.2 with his cousin, Milly! Until the God's Guard and religion fanatics deicded to also invade Kiwi's planet!! Woahh these guys are such jerks...
But like.. Kiwi was SOO strong and fought them all!! And then got lost.. and then was moved to planet no1 aka NERD God's heaven thing..
And then Kiwi met Peanut!! And they obviously became besties INSTANTLY! And not because they were both hiding in the sewers and needed help to find food!.And uhh 2 years later.. or something like that they opened their 'Cat and Alien guy' bounty hunters business!! They were like soooo rich (not)!
Oh yeah.. and like, what? A year after some weird guy named Harry (nerdy name ew) was like 'Hey..bring me this girl called Iris here and I'll pay you like.. a LOT of credits.' AND YEAH OBVIOUSLY THEY KIDNAPPED HER AND GOT PAID!! They're sooo rich now!
Wait a second WHAT THE HELL DID THAT WOMAN JUST KILL THE POOR NERD DUDE??
Weee wooo skeddadling time! Byeee!.
Five years after mr nerd's death, that weird murderer woman whose name Kiwi forgot was like 'Hii wanna be like.. friends?? You don't have to pay me.' So like.. I guess she's one of them now??
Wait.. so they're siblings?? She killed her BROTHER?? Then maybe it's not the right time for Kiwi to tell her that she failed killing her brother and now he's alive with amnesia!
- Kiwi was separated from their family when the God's Guard invaded their planet and was moved to God's Planet.
- Kiwi met Peanut and became Bounty Hunters.
- Kiwi and Peanut get hired by some dude to find his sister.. and then that sister kills her brother. Oh okay.
- 5 years later, that Iris sister lady teams up with them to save theeee universe!!
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