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Is it hard for you to do day to day tasks? Would having someone constantly reminding you be the perfect way to get your life back on track? Would your career flourish if you had someone who could do the menial tasks like dishes and laundry? Then look no further than the Ang3l personal assistant by up and coming tech enterprise, Novus co. Their previous endeavors have included; the singing roomba, my walking pet (roomba), and your surrogate child (roomba).

Don’t wait now! Get your own Ang3l for the low low price of $1,000,000.

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