Jack Of-All-Trades

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JACK OF-ALL-TRADES

Shithead extraordinaire

ABOUT


"Trust me - I was there!"

NAME Jack Of-All-Trades
ALIAS Oatmeal Jack
AGE Lost count
BIRTHDAY April 1st
SPECIES Starlyng
Rarity Common
GENDER Guy who cut you off in traffic
ORIENTATION Magnetic north
OCCUPATION Conman & gossip
DESIGNER subsequentibis

A skeevy little Starlyng who puts the 'green' in 'green with envy'. A confidence trickster who likes shiny things as much as he likes learning all the dark, dirty secrets he can find. His scams have gotten him in hot water more than once, resulting in many injuries to his core. Because of this he has a faulty memory and keeps a thorough journal to help him remember everything he's learned.

PERSONALITY


EXTROVERT
INTROVERT
PATIENT
IMPULSIVE
AWKWARD
CHARMING
BRAVE
COWARDLY
EMPATHETIC
APATHETIC
EMOTIONAL
STOIC
PRIDEFUL
HUMBLE

Jack Of-All-Trades (a name he gave himself) is not to be trusted, unless he's in your debt, and even then you should keep an eye on your valuables. He's not particularly dangerous, being a rather small, scrawny Starlyng without much fight in him, but the webs of lies he weaves are self-serving as a rule, any benefit to others being purely incidental. He's firmly in the camp of all-for-one, and could do without the one-for-all. Despite his unscrupulous & duplicitous nature, he has a bizarre sense of honor when it comes to debt and repayment; he keeps careful track of what he owes to whom. Perhaps this is his own twisted little golden rule: lying, cheating, and stealing is all well and good, but mind your debts if you want them repaid in turn.

And boy, does he have some debts to pay.

LIKES

  • Anything that glitters
  • Valuable items, either sentimental or monetary
  • Big crowds & parties
  • Fast, loud music
  • Games of chance (weighted in his favor)

DISLIKES

  • Especially perceptive people
  • Most other Starlyngs

JACK'S BOOK


GOSSIP

Only the juiciest tidbits of gossip, rumor, and even outright slander grace the pages of Jack's book, and they are doled out carefully. Jack loves his shinies, but he knows the price of knowledge, and treats it with the proper reverance. If your name ends up in his book you can rest assured he'll only divulge your darkest secrets in extreme cases - such as to save his stinking skin at the slightest provocation. He is a coward, after all.

STASHES

The other crucial component - Jack can't keep all his shinies on hand at all times, so to keep everyone else's grubby paws off his loot, he's buried it in various locations across the stars. He keeps the location of these stashes noted down so he doesn't forget, but they're penned in a carefully constructed code that it would take some serious smarts to crack. He's a coward, but he's not a fool by any stretch.

MISC


TRIVIA

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