Samuel Adams

Confident . Flirty . Incel /hj

This man is quite awful, his usual attitude being crude and unserious almost all of the time. He seems to think he owns the place, even though he actually holds no power at all. In fact, he get's kicked out of the Masses H.Q on the daily. Yet he keeps coming back, and acting as if nothing had happened at all. He is known to make dirty jokes and remarks on the regular, and when he's not, he's blabbering to one of the other Masses about how he's the first man. He also flaunts his "Halo" whenever he gets the chance, actually thinking he can fool the Masses into thinking he's a real angel..like he's fooled many sinners in hell. Sam wasn't happy he had to stop going by his last name to join the Masses, but he doesn't show any intention on leaving anytime soon.