Indy Valentine ♡

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Indiana 'Indy' Valentine

certified 70s sleazebag writer

he/him

35yo -- born in 1937

american 🇺🇸

entj

gay

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Indiana 'Indy' Valentine is a somewhat known American writer who's known for his confrontational and temperamental nature. 

He's very talented, creative and intelligent (especially when it comes to his writing) but is known to be notoriously thin-skinned to criticism desite dishing out harsh criticisms himself.

Unfortunately he's a convict in preventive custody awaiting trial. In other words he's in jail for embezzlement/tax fraud and generally picking fights with other writers over copyright issues.

Indy doesn't mind being in jail too much though as he finds it a nice change of pace and an opportunity to write his next hit.

MISCELLANEOUS FACTS:

-his typewriter is his most prized possession. with a few bribes he was permitted to be able to use it for a few hours each wednesday and thursday. 

-has bad carpal tunnel in his right hand-- it's why he prefers his typewriter over writing with pen and paper.

-has a crazy bad oral fixation so he's always chewing gum, chewing tobacco, smoking his pipe, biting his nails, etc.

-he's also a film critic since he has knowledge on screenwriting (he's written for movies/shows before)-- he's written many movie reviews for magazines. 

-everyone and everything annoys him

-his favourite gum is wrigley's juicy fruit.

-stands at 5"5

-is super popular for only one of his books. he's never written one as successful since and he's been wracking his brain trying to think of how to top his magnum opus.

-massive star trek and dr who fan probably 

-nearsighted which is why he needs his glasses, he takes em off when he writes.

-smokes a pipe cus he thinks it's classier 

QUOTES: 

"Nah, I don't go by Indiana cause it sucks even more than Indy. God, even saying it makes me sound like some white-bread suburbanite."

"What, my cellmate? Okay guy if you somehow overlook the fact he's got a voice that sounds like a seagull getting an enema."

"Ding ding ding, we have a winner. I take great pleasure in being annoying, can't ya tell?"

"You know what. You're my man. I'll give you a shoutout in my memoirs, if I ever write any." 

"Ayuh, I get it back every week for a short stint. You know this. I get a break every week."

"And what do you expect me to tell you? "Oh, I love it here. I've always wanted to be trapped in a 5' X 8' cell by myself"?"

"Scuse you. I'm real tall when I stand on my charisma."

"l'll rest my eyes for a bit. You take care."

"Yeah? Hah, and I bet ya got your doctorate from a cereal box."

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