Paul

A lab-grown brain in a jar and one that won't shut up. Was grown to test out using brains in robot bodies but it seems that the engineering team and the science team couldn't really speak each others' languages enough to go very far. Regrettably, he's actually smart as fuck and has climbed pretty far up the corporate ladder on the THEORIA project, now he's an operations manager with several disgruntled subordinates 

Wants a real humanoid body but nobody will make him one!! Maybe he'll build one himself someday.... if he figures out how to do that

Sometimes changes gender just for the hell of it but usually defaults back to he/him (constantly having a crisis on what gender is and why it matters for him)

Has acquired two bodyguards after "the incident" and their names are Joe and James. They coddle his every beck & call with a straight face

Has his own social security number