Grumble

Female, Heteroflexible

Grumble learned the tough way that it’s easier to take what you want than to earn what you want. Thus she’s very demanding and is not afraid to throw her weight around. She owns one of the most intimidating snarls you will ever hear and has an A+ in frightening others with her presence. Yet she is basically a giant spoiled child. She’s not as mean as she first seems. She’s very childish in just about every way you can imagine, always possessing energy and ready to play, laugh, or riddle you with questions. She loves physical contact, so expect lots of cuddling, nipping, and licks. She just wants attention and will go to great lengths to get it. Don’t be fooled though, Grumble learned that violence is always the answer. And will call upon it when things don’t go her way.  If it comes down to it she is ready to kill to get what she wants. Greed drives her to sin and aggression, for Grumble is very selfish. She’s not narcissistic but because of how she always had to struggle to survive she became self-absorbed, for that is the only way she knows how to be. Also because of this, Grumble is very apathetic. She just can’t empathize unless it’s something that has to directly deal with her. So like if a friend of yours dies that she never met, then she wouldn’t understand your sadness at all. The extreme ignorance caused by her lack of a social life is also partly to blame for her apathetic-nature. Grumble relies greatly in her ignorance and is partially aware of how ignorant she is, and yet she doesn't honestly really care. She finds ignorance to be bliss and rather remain in it instead of facing reality and the consequences of her actions. You can try all you want, this part of her will probably never change. Also due to her past, Grumble is surprisingly stealthy. She can steal something right under your nose or sneak up and surprise you. How something as large and fat as her can sneak around is a mystery to the others. Grumble is still kind of young, so she has a lot to learn, however it’s no secret that she loves praise almost as much as getting what she wants. Sometimes she forgets how strong she is, so remember that when you decide to roughhouse with her.