Calvin Quaintly

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Just a totally average man navigating the strange new Wasteland! Right? He's completely normal. You agree, don't you? Ah ha ha ha ha. 

Says he's a Vault Dweller, and that scans. Won't say what Vault, though. But he sure as heck doesn't know how the world works nowadays. 

Deeply obsessed with keeping clean unless he's doing smth that will naturally be messy, like gardening. He loves gardening. Otherwise he hates to have a single hair out of place. 

Very food-oriented. He’s a hungry boy! Always keeps an inordinate amount of food on his person, and will spend most of his caps on it. 

Dreams of one day owning a lovely suburban house with white picket fences to raise a family with his beautiful wife. He does not seem aware of the fact that said houses are usually destroyed, or infested by something that wants to kill him. He’s got his eye on Fairline Hill Estates! Just look at that view! (It’s a parking ramp)