Craig ✮

"As the newly titled "mascot" of this account, I expect all who follow this account to offer me a form of payment for my attention, as I, craig the car, am a very busy car. I accept one billion dollars cash, kidneys, boxes, and salmon as offerings."

- craig the car

Craig is very wrinkly, like bingus cat, but he may be depicted with fur (wig) 

Also known as the oml creature