Phallen

Oh, did someone send you a pic of a pretty flower? Yup, just an beautiful, innocent orchid, probably a phalaenopsis of some sort. You should open it, maybe crop it, make a nice- OH SHIT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LOOK OUT!!

Too late! This Spammling is a trojan horse, pretending to be something harmless and then causing all kinds of mischief. But they don't really mean to deceive! It isn't their fault that hiding and jumping out to scare people is so much fun! Maybe some stuff gets messed up in the process, but Phallen hardly ever notices that. They're too busy laughing at the look on your face. 

For now, the damage caused by this little one is just a pain. But when they discover that delicious cash can be obtained by mimicry? Cones help us all!