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I awoke in my bed, the sun filtering through my window, perfectly lighting my room.
My phone alarm sounded obnoxious next to my ear. I reached to grab it and lazily press the button to turn off the annoying buzz.
I can manage 5 more minutes of sleep.
It wasn't 5 more minutes. In fact, it was an hour.
I only realized when my mother burst through my door yelling about how I'll be late to school.
School! Right-- it's my first day!! Shoot!!
I jumped out of my bed and rushed over to my closet, I didn't have time to dress up and threw on whatever I found first, which consisted of a beige turtleneck and my paint stained blue overalls. I lazily threw my long tail into a messy bun and ran over to my vanity, putting on mascera to accentuate my light blue orbs.
I rushed out the door, my backpack in hand, and got to my stop just in time to get on the bus.
The entire ride to my school left me feeling giddy. I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet new friends!
.....
I opened the doors to the school, excited to see what awaited me.
The pristine entrance way was gorgeous, it looked almost like a castle.
All around me there were students chattering, as I made my way to the principals office.
Amy is a very kawaii gyaru from downtown Tokyo. While passing by some stores, she ended up seeing an incredible alpha male going for his daily workout. She thought he could be her ideal partner. She tried to get closer to talk to him, but he didn't notice her presence as he was very focused on his training. She then sneaked into her pot of whey protein to surprise him. When he went to take a supplement, a flash of light and glitter appeared from within, dazzling him with its charm and cuteness. Did he fall in love?
"She was a fairy..."
Ava was the new scholarship kid at a boarding school!! Hopefully she can fit in UmU...
As she shyly waltzed through the halls, she bumped into an alpha rizzler in a varsity jacket!!! Truly, the dream guy...
"Watch where you're going popstar wannabe nerd," he growled into her face.
Ava stands there and takes the abuse; after all, no one can know her secret!!! 😔😔
Ava was secretly a magical fairy princess!! When she was but a newborn, her parents, the queens of Fairyland, were BRUTALLY MURDERED by those EVIL DEMON INVADORS!! 🤯🤯🤯😨😨😱😱😭😭
Her people were kept captive because fairies are the MOST MAGICAL POWERFUL CREATURES EVER and the demon king was SUPER JEALOUS of how ZESTY the fairies could be!! To fit in, she had to pretend to be a FILTHY NORMAL PERSON!! 😨😨 But she couldn't be like all the OTHER GIRLS!!! Instead, she vowed to become a baddie in the memory of her late mothers. Unfortunately, she was shunned by everyone due to her awesome baddie ways. 😔😔
Back in the present, Ava helplessly bats her eyelashes at the alpha rizzler and seems to melt into the scenery as she shamefully skulks to first period. That night, she fumes at how weak she was!!! If only she could use her wondrous powers to get back at the alpha rizzler....
Aha! 💡💡 She could BLACKMAIL HIM!!! Ah, her mothers taught her well.
She crept into his room in the dead of night, but as she prepared to flip through his diary, she noticed something: ALPHA RIZZLER HAD DEMON HORNS!!!! OH DEAR, HOW COULD SHE HAVE LOST TO A NASTY DEMON?!?!?!!?/1/?!?1/?!/1/?!?!?!?!?/1/?!??! 💀💀💀💀💀 A gasp escaped her, stirring ALPHA RIZZLER!! HOLY MOLY, HOW ON THIS SWEET EARTH COULD SHE EVER GET OUT OF THIS STICKY SITUATION?!?!??e>?!<??!?!
As ALPHA RIZZLER sat up, she sheepishly covered her face with a curtain!!
"wtf are you doing in my room?!?!?!?!" ALPHA RIZZLER yelled. "this is an invasion of privacy!!!"
"yeah well.. YOU DONT DESERVE PRIVACY; YOUR KIND IMPRISONED MY PEOPLE 😣😣🤬🤬!!!"
"THAT'S STEREOTYPING!! i was exiled when I defended the FAIRIES.. 😭😭😭" ALPHA RIZZLER broke down into heart wrenching sobs.
"omg.. 😭😭 im so sorry ALPHA RIZZLER... I APOLOGIZE FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF MY FAIRY HEART.... I DIDNT REALIZE YOU WERE A KINDRED SPIRIT... WILL YOU ACCEPT MY APOLOGY?? 🥺🥺🥺🥺👉👈QMQ OWO"
"of COURSE, EVERYONE DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE 💞💞💞💞💞"
Then they had an enchanting kiss and started dating!!!! They were the most ENVIED of couples throughout the school and Ava was accepted into the SECRET BADDIE COMMUNITY!!!!! With the power of TRUE LOVE and MAGIC, NOTHING COULD STAND IN THEIR WAY!!!!!
HOLY MY ALPHA MALE PROTECTION POWERS ARE COMEING OUT 💥 💥 💥 I WILL GET HER A SIGMA TO PROTEC HER AT ALL COSTS 😡😡👿👿 IF HE CANT THEN SHE’LL MAKE HIM DISINTEGRATE INTO A MILLION PIECES WITH HER POWERs 🙂↕️😔😔
omg yt shorts moment.
My eyes turn red when I’m mad grrr 😡
My eyes turn yellow when I’m happy ☺️😇😇
And my eyes turn green when I’m on the hunt. 🐺🐺😤😡‼️🚨
BARK BARK BARK
Golly gosh I sure do watch a lot of YouTube shorts 😭
ALPHA MALE BIT WTA. ``AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO`` HE SAID. ``NO ONE TALKS TO MY TRIPPLE SHART DOUBLE BRICKER TAKE A BREATHER SHIT GIRLFREIND!!!!`` he yelled angrily, eyes turning red. ``ILL KILL YOU``
<3
yes thats my wta
Deleted my other comment because it was a stupid idea
I want to make them a lesbian
That’s all I’ve got rn, but I will find them ( maybe a goth emo ) girlfriend and they will live happily ever after, material girl 💪
this remided me of the ayesha erotica songs 😭 there’s a few references from her there (they have ^ next to it)
schools out WOOO!! and now they failed 11th grade now they gotta go to summer school but it’s called ^vacation bible school instead so it’s more appealing (it’s not)
BUT WAIT!!1111!!!11………. THERES HOT MEN!! = DONT CARE ABOUT SCHOOL
imidiatrly they see this huge wolf with a 16 pack that’s like super tall and strong (insert Call me maybe here) and baciacally “omg that’s my bf!!! hes So strong uwu uwu owo he watches skibidi toilet and he’s sigma owo!!” Although they r not even dating BUT she uses her moms credit card and goes on a shopping spree!! And when it’s maxed out she bribes the workers and steals!! and with a ton of dior and fancy stuff she looks like an ^icon and a ^litteral legend omg
now at the 2nd day of ^vacation bible school she says to the big sigma Ohio rizz wolf “ ^hey brendon!! I’m so ^luxurious you could be living the ^hollywood dream with me :3333 and if u say no ILL ^BREAK YOUR NECK !!!”
the end they get together her mom is in debt she moves to Ohio and quits school muah
she's dating my mom, and she's so alpha sigma rizzler woman, she eats hair dye and turns colors,... She's so kawaii UwU princess girl boss that eats 0.001 grains of rice and she slays with an hourglass waist /jjj
im the alpha, im the leader, im the one to trust! uwuuu!!
we’re wolves!! we own the night!!!
all the alpha males fell in love. the end!!
Her name is Emil, she goes by em because she’s such a shy uwu cutesie baddie!! She stands upon her window in her magical girl school every full moon night, waiting for her sigma to rizzler 🥺🥺So cute and shy
goes around saying “omg that’s such a large pair of shoes! I could never I’m so petite hehe 😜 “ and “wowie, I had 0.001 grains of rice! I’m sooo full!” And “*BAWLING* OWCHIE MY SMOL PAWS!!”
starts throwing tantrums when literal newborn clothes cant fit
she says she is the smallest cat on the word. she goes to a magical royalty school and she gets attention from all the boys!!! this because she is the secret princess. however alll the girls bully her because of the scars from her wings and magical fights!! both her parents died in a fire but a magical fairy saved her and granted her powers!! she also loves alpha male because he protects her from the bullies by rawring!!
“mya~ im so smol! uwu this wind will blow me away. oh my alpha wolf! ur paws are so much bigger than mine hehe 👉👈”
One day she was walking down the hallway and her best friends came up to her... It turns out her best friend was evil!!!!!!!!! However, he half angel side came out and she knew she had to do what was right. She used her magic powers and her eyes started glowing RED!!!!!!! she used her telekenisis powers granted from the fary princess after her parents died and slammed her bestie against the wall. The head fell limp. Turns out... it was alpha male in disguise!!1! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
he was just trying to pranker her..... she fell to the floor her eyes not turnning FULLY BLACK!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!! she started floating up to the air and screaming her lungs out! then the school went dark and she was gone... now she uses her powrs to protect others fomr making the same mistakes to their loved one!!! so kind1!
princess meow meow the crouton was a kawaii small and petite little isolated princess. her mom passed away at a young age with her baby brother and her father always thought it was her fault and abuse her :( then she meet alpha a old strong business man and he wanted to make her his qween uwu so he get her out of highschool where they bully her for being awesome and plucks on of the bullys eyeballs out because he is so quirky uwu and she doesnt do anything wrong in her life and is a perfect little princess. and then he grabbed her and made her eat froot seeds to be with him forever and ever and ever until her father lectures her .m. because he miss abusing her and is now abusing her new stepmom he got after she left him flawed
if u actually know what this references then u get a cookie :3
She's a prciness but both her parents dead!!!! She does to a highscool and she is bullied because she is special ;-;. But she is alway very popular and everyone likes her. Being small and petite the other girls are very jealous and all the men like her. She's one of thr boys. She's also very powerful!!! She is an angle demon cat hybrid of everything can never die!!
But she is also very sad and lonely and has no friends 😔 that is until one day alpha male comes to court her
If you make her mad she'll instantly kill you no miss or doge!!!!
A princess with a dark secret… she’s kawaii!!! UwU
Her parents don’t know so she hides it from them because they want her to be an emo princess 🥺🥺
She continues to practice her UwUing without her parents’ knowledge
PRINCESS SUGAR BEAR, Queen of Heaven and Princess of Hell, Looking for mate, Independent, flawless, scared of thunder, sweet but mean when has to be, brave, protective of pack
Pushes hair behind hair, batting eyelashes
She seems like the type who is mentally stuck in the 2018 gacha community and binges those hybrid child Gacha slideshows
Name: Princess GlitterWolfPinkSparkle
short writing...
The crowded school halls of AlphaRizz high chatter with utmost jolliness at the rumors of a new students' arrival. Whoever may she be? All are wondering this peculiar question. Specially.. our boy CoolmaleAlphabuff, the alpha of the school. He ponders, "Who shall this newcomer be, shall she bring forth a new era in this drab school and fill my heart with song and let me sing forevermore?" With these longing thoughts, his huge arm and chest muscles twitch impatiently, which causes all the other students of AlphaRizz high to turn towards him with confusion, observing the alpha as his 9'11 muscular build wanders the hall.
Suddenly, through the door bursts Princess GlitterWolfPinkSparkle, the lost princess, half demon half angel, orphan, of course GORGEOUS, and very petite at only 1'6 feet tall. CoolmaleAlphabuff senses the air around him fill with sparkles and the smell of childish wonder. Hes 9'11 build swiftly turnes around, knocking poor Princess GlitterWolfPinkSparkle to the floor. Since he is sto big and strong he almost KILLS her!
"U-uwu...?" Princess GlitterWolfPinkSparkle stutters with pink sparkly tears in her glittering orbs "Who are you, oh big handsome alpha?" He does a skibidi face to rizz her, which works and Princess GlitterWolfPinkSparkle lets out a giggle sounding similar to if a unicorn and a bunny were blended into a smoothie and sprinkled with stars and mixed with a rainbow and then mande into a lollipop. His heart skipped 69 beats.
"I am CoolmaleAlphabuff, the alpha of this feeble society." his voice was low and manly, and his muscles bulged with every word. He took her feeble hand with his big buff hand and picked her up with his pinkie toe since she was so light and petite. Princess GlitterWolfPinkSparkle giggled and smiled.
"And you... you are my forever girl."
Y/N AND HER ALPHA 💞💖💓🐺🌕✨
Y/N ran out into the rain, her tears shimmering like Elmers’ glitter glue in the moonlight.. where was her Alpha when she needed him-??
School was horrible, oh-so horrible today. Yes, popularity was a luxury, but some BULLIES just didn’t understand how beautiful she was. They weren’t able to comprehend the grace and absolute gyatt she possessed. However, they were able to get to her today. Yes, she could use her most powerful powers to squash them under her feet like grubs and kill them instantly on the spot, but what of her reputation? What would the Alpha think of her then?
She continued to run, snot dribbling from her nose and tears continuing to fall. Her pristine, white fur was now pathetically soggy from the rain. Y/Ns’ vision was blurry, but in the distance, she could spot a familiar figure… and there he was. The Alpha. His buff muscles shined under the night sky. Upon closer inspection, she could see that he was worried.
“Y/N… what are you doing all alone..?”
Alphas’ asked, approaching Y/N. Y/N sniffled, looking up at the other wolf. She shivered, mustering up
“Alpha..”
She fell into his muscular arms, continuing to weep. The Alpha immediately caught her, bringing her into his arms and asking
“What’s wrong, Y/N…? Did someone hurt you?”
Y/N looked back at him, nodding, wiping a few tears from her eyes
“Some people s-said that I didnt have a gyatt *sniffle* .. and they said that you were a BETA male..”
Alphas’ eyes widened in shock. His ears lowered, almost infuriated
“Who— who are these people that DARE call me a beta, and DARE disrespect you?!”
The beautiful wolf looked down, almost embarrassed.
“Th-They are at school… they—“
The Alpha placed his hands on the other wolfs’ face, lifting her head up
“They’re WRONG. They’re the REAL beta males, Y/N. Your gyatt is the most beautiful gyatt I’ve ever beholded. If they dare disrespect you and me ever again, then I’ll show them who the Alpha is around here…”
Y/Ns’ face became slightly red at the Alphas’ words, placing her paws on his hands
“Alpha..”
Alpha pulled Y/N closer into a kiss, placing his mouth on hers. Her eyes widened for a moment, but she soon closed them, kissing him back. The two wolves wrapped their arms around each other in a warm embrace. Y/Ns’ tears almost seemed to disappear in that moment.
The Alpha was there for Y/N when her parents died long ago, and he was here for her now. She loved her Alpha, and he loved her back. The full moon illuminated their figures, and other wolves who caught eye of them howled in the distance in triumph. All the wolves in the pack knew of the Alpha and his beautiful mate, and the two knew of their pack, her always had their backs. Y/N also knew that her Alpha, the best wolf she could’ve ever met, was there when she was sad, and knew that he loved her as much as she did him.
THE END <3333
WIP ‼️ here’s my silly unhinged story that i hope makes you giggle ( here’s the scary one https://toyhou.se/~comments/34109628 )
i walk into my new school… omg! im so nervous. oh ya! by the way, my names sparklefart. im the hated child, my dad died, my grandma was my best friend and the only thing i got before she died was her magic necklace that glows when im sad! im also a secret hybrid princess half demon angel with a 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔨 𝔰𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔱…
as i step inside the school with a piece of toast in my mouth with my big, sparkling eyes and long flowing hair everyone looks at me right away! as i glimpse up, i see the most popular guy at school infront of me! jake , the alpha male of the school who is a bad boy , handsome, hot and single sands infront of me staring into my eyes. my toast falls out of my mouth as i run away!!
im hiding away in a corner as blush fills my face when i see jake standing right infront of me! “hey sparklefart” he says infront of me. i look up at him, and he must be 7 feet taller than me! (im just so small) “so… you are new here. id love to get to know you”. i look away , my whole face is red! “jakey poo…” i say, trying to look back at him… “i love you!”
”i love you too he says to me. can i tell you something?”
”of course… what is it?”
”im secretly a popstar mafia boss prince of the world with celestial powers. i can kill people with my demon powers and i transform into a werewolf at a full moon….”
”omg… really?“ i say with big sparkling eyes…
”because im secretly a princess with magical powers from my grandmas necklace she gave me before she died… and i have a dark secret… nobody knows this, but secretly… my name is actually emily and im the princess of angels!!”
emily ~ lies that has a name called sparklefart secretly the princess of princesses ~ is LEGENDARY RARE and EPIC ~ has no friends ~ new student ~ nerdy sometimes ~ SUPPERRRR cute! ~ half cat only SOME TIMES OKAY. ~ wears mask sometimes brcause people says shes not pretty and she believes ~ the princess of ALL PRINCESSES ~ secretly an angel and warrior is hybrid too ~is too strong to be defeated ~ has no parents ~ peacful ~ helpful ~ caring ~ angel princess warrior ~ sometimes hardcore ~ a bit unicorn SOMETIMES! ~ knowns mandarin ~ knows karate ~ DONT MESS WITH ME… ~ some times funny ~tomboy some times ~ LOVES btw ~ some times can be really REALLY gentle ~ keeps secret that is princess of all princesses ~ eyes change colour some times blue : sad . dark blue : very sad. pink : in love. green : happy. light pink : shy. ~ shy ~quiet at times ~ has a crown but there full of real magic diamonds so some times wears fake crown or leaves it at dorm ~ has diary and writes in all secrets ~ hides diary somewhere ~ is SOOO STRONG keeps secret that is princess of all princesses and acts like a normal princess ~ secretly loves to sing i hope nobodys in the music room.. ~ #3+435”6 signs sings in a secret room ~ wings light up everytime i sing sometimes ~ is mysterious ~ powers are unknown ~ very strong ~ people dont bow to me but thats okay ~ keeps secret ~ powerful than anything ~ doesnt have parents ~ has rose in bag and doesnt know its a magical rose ~ rose lights up enchanted warrior ~ hybrid ~ mostly covers an eye with hair ~ ahy ~ gets bullied gets depressed easily ~ eyes glow sometimes ~ is cute ~ people say that im so prwtty and my hair looks pretty and is like blossoms ~ princess of angels ~ goddesss ~ a little wizard ~ has powers and can make portals between the universe ~ likes nice caring people ~ (i spent 30 minutes copying this)
She was born in the middle of a war between the French side of coquette core and cutecore nation. absolutely sheltered hidden under the dirt with only a noisy iPad with gacha life or Roblox princess tycoons to entertain herself until her parents arrive. until one day she decides to follow her parents (elegantly and graceful style) in secret when suddenly they see a enemy sneaking up in the bushes. When they ambushed with their baguette sword laced with ribbons, her urge to protect made her Angel side possess her as her eyes glow up blinding them and strikes them by paw but she’s way too late. Her parents are gone and what’s left is the ribbon so she keeps this as a memory as some of her glitter turns blue from this sorrowful event.
now she’s handed to her extended family that is absolutely obsessed with skibidi but she doesn’t find this interesting infact there is less women so she just makes a bunch of skibidi girly fan OCs to shove up in their face. they literally feel alone in the household and sleeps on the coach, sad that she’s no longer getting the Princess treatment and also bad WiFi. High school is the only place they are able to express with such glittering elegance despite their status.
Ok I ran out of ideas lol
She reads wattpad fics regularly, resorts to ao3 when she accidentally gets in a fandom that has less content
Puts glitter in everything
probably made fanart of rarity too many times
actually fine she’s a mlp watcher and lps hoarder
I don’t watch or read twillight, but I think they would
“(FICTIONAL CHARACTER) IS A REAL PERSON WHY WONT U LISTEN TO ME”
regularly consumes content “what would look like if this cartoon character becomes real” (pvz becomes hyperrealistic or something)
she WILL ruin your life in annoying way if you insult her atleast once, she holds grudges
small gremlin vibes, fennec fox style
it was a neic and sunney day in royal high on roblox,💕𝓨/𝓝 🎀 / female💓🌸 / half angle half wolf 🥺 / single!! 💞 / has magic powers 🪄 / parents died when she was young 💔/ super popular 💖 / besties: ur mom 👩❤️💋👩 was walkeing around the school when she accidently bumpped into Alpha Male!!11
"omge!! how DARE U" 💕𝓨/𝓝 🎀 / female💓🌸 / half angle half wolf 🥺 / single!! 💞 / has magic powers 🪄 / parents died when she was young 💔/ super popular 💖 / besties: ur mom 👩❤️💋👩 said. Her eyes turning red as her ears go down in anger. Alpha Male apolegizes and is liek "omgee im so sorry!! i know yor so popular i shold of seen were i was looking!!!1" He shivered in fear XD
"Its ok i GUESS" 💕𝓨/𝓝 🎀 / female💓🌸 / half angle half wolf 🥺 / single!! 💞 / has magic powers 🪄 / parents died when she was young 💔/ super popular 💖 / besties: ur mom 👩❤️💋👩 sasid with a sigh, walking off like the fabulos wolf gurl she was, her fur waving in te wind.. alpha male coud only look, knoweing he will never be as populr and cool as 💕𝓨/𝓝 🎀 / female💓🌸 / half angle half wolf 🥺 / single!! 💞 / has magic powers 🪄 / parents died when she was young 💔/ super popular 💖 / besties: ur mom 👩❤️💋👩.
THE END!1 XDD
listens to avril lavigne while applying lipstick and thinks shes super baddie for listening to ‘rock’ and wearing huge fake eyelashes and also walks around with bright pink headphones because shes super badass and emo and wont talk to anybody and rocks an emo persona but she still dress like a soft uwu girl so they LOOK friendly but she thinks shes not bc she wants to be not like other girls and she also love romance and cute shit but when shes around ppl she makes it a point to pull out a phone or device and watch super scary horror movies like midsommar or whatever and turn her brightness all the way up bc she wants ppl to see how scary she is um she also thinks shes super hardcore for playing horror games and fps games and rhinks shes one of the boys shes THAT girl
Shes a magical wolf angel 🥺❤️
Anyways i have a story hehe :3
Once upon a time, whe was being mistreated by her mom bcs her mom grounded her for barking at her 😔 she goes to her room and howls in despair 😫 she decides to run away, packing only her alphas jerky and her pretty dress to wear to a party 🥺 she runs off, crying prettily as she heads torwards the woods to her alpha bf 🏃♀️ she eventually finds him and slaps him for literally no reason 🫶 she then has her alpha build a treehouse that looks like it deserves to be set on fire 🔥 she then makes it look homey by throwing leaves all on the inside of the treehouse and tossing branches and flowers everywhere 🌼 her mom then barges in and she growls at her mom 😒 her mom tries to hug her bcs her mom was worried 🫂 she turns to an angel wold hybrid and uses angelic power on her mom 😇 her mom just bops her head and wins the fight ✋️ her alpha bf tries to come to her rescue 🤠 her mom kicks her alpha bf in the crotch then grabs her by the ear and drags her home where she was grounded for forever 🐕 the end ❤️
yoww here’s the scary story ( here’s the silly story completely unrelated to this one https://toyhou.se/~comments/34110060 )
Here's the script to the bee movie instead i cant make ppl laugj
https://courses.cs.washington.edu/courses/cse163/20wi/files/lectures/L04/bee-movie.txt
Y/N - She/Her [Transgender Female]
TOTAL QUEER. LITEARLLY TOTAL QUEER. Probably says the stupidest shit ever like making "skibi toliet" references or saying "gyatt" and whatnot. Probably would be his totally slay girlfriend who gaslight gatekeep girlbosses you to your doom.. shes also a serial killer xoxo she will definitely murder people just because why the hell not! shes a pretty ass queer prince to princess and you will not stop her from using her magical powers of TRAUMA DUMPING to murder her victims!!! after all she 100% absolutely for certain needs to let out her depressing backstory about how her parents died and how her adoptive caretakers abused her when she was young....
Was the alpha sigma in a past life, and was reincarnated into a floofy widdle foxxy wordy cutie patootie (uwu) Used its magical girl glitter powers to become the most popular pick-me gurl in BetaWolf High School, but dropped out because it was called BetaWolf, not AlphaWolf
Now homeless in the streets, she licks the underside of people’s shoes in order to gain cash She will also chew gum found on the underside of tables… yummy.. am I right? Heheheh
Also uses its fur as a flossing tool >:D
Yippee
She was a kawaii princess in the past, a emo, smexy and preppy one, one day she met the alpha and she said to the alpha "omg is that the alpha!??uwu" and the alpha decided to say "Yess baba grill I am the alpha, will you be my wifau 😼💥" the princess gasped as she quickly nodded her head as she jumped in glee "OMAH GAWD, YES YES YESS!!! " the princess quickly jumped into the alphas arms as she would kiss the alpha on the cheek, everything was happy until...... SANS UNDERTALE CAME BY, THE PRINCESS GASPED AND THE ALPHA GASPED, SANS THEN WALKED TOWARDS THEM...... MENACINGLY.... AND THEN..... SAID....... THOSE WORDS.... THOSE WORDS THAT MAKE PEOPLE CRY AND WEEP...... HE SAID...... "eheehhheeeehEHH EHH EHh hehe ehh she we e e e rhher" THE PRINCESS THEN GASPED AS SHE UNDERSTOOD WHAT SANS SAID AS SHE FAINTED IN THE ALPHAS ARMS, SANS UNDERTALE DECIDED TO PULL OUT A LIGHT SABER(yes a actual lightsaber and not the other thing) AS SANS THEN CHARGED AT THE ALPHA, BUT APPARENTLY, THE ALPHA ALSO HAD A FUCKING LIGHTSABER, the alpha placed the princess down with her Royal Corgis, AS THE ALPHA THEN FORCEFULLY STABBED HIS LIGHTSABER INTO SANS, and sans is emo now........ The end.....
HAHA YOU THOUGHT
ANYWAYS sans turned emo.....
But suddenly.... A voice...... A voice........ It said something terrifying..... It said.... "SEKAIII-".... The alpha then turned around in terror, thinking he was safe.... Until... Hatsune miku appeared.... And started singing.....big shot.... By Toby fox but now it wasn't by Toby fox anymore it was by hatsune miku....... Miku..... The scariest thing known to man..... The alpha then stared in terror as he looked at miku... Once he looked at miku.... He saw her pull out a light... Looked like one of those lights people were waving around at her concert... The alpha was scared... Scared... Miku... Then she started... Singing.... THEN A HUGE BEAM HIT THE ALPHA, the alpha was affected by the beam as he flew
-note :getting back to this later lmao
𝓨/𝓝's birth was a scandalous one, being born of angel and wolf. Her parents knew the world wouldn't accept her mixed blood so they hid her away in a tower to be taken care of by Shrek's adoptive grandmother where nobody would find her before they were executed at the hands of the angel hierarchy. Once she turned 14, Shrek's adoptive grandmother finally thought she was ready to go to high school at Royal High. She was bullied her first few weeks until she rescued a baby from a burning building. Everyone loved her after that and everyone wanted to be her friend. Her friend group consisted of Gregina George, Wetchen WIeners, and Kevin Smith, their friend group was known as The Plantics and everyone loved/feared them. But nobody feared 𝓨/𝓝, they all loved her and she would give out the candy she cried when she cried herself to sleep over the essay she procrastinated until the last minute and failed (she cries candy btw). There was this one boy she was being tutored by in math but she really liked him and thought he was really cute. Her best friend tho was Ur Mom, the great diety that everyone worshipped. Ur Mom was good friends with 𝓨/𝓝's parents so she takes on a motherly role for 𝓨/𝓝, but 𝓨/𝓝 cab't say anything about Ur Mom being her best friend because nobody would believe she was besties with an all powerful and immortal goddess. One day during her senior year, Vector from Despicable Me broke in and kidnapped her crush, he laughed telling her she shouldn't have saved that baby from the fire. It was then that she realized that the baby she saved was actually this evil Vector! She was devastated but didn't let that deter her. The fellow students started hating 𝓨/𝓝 again for saving an evil person so she had no friends to go with her to save her crush. So, she packed up to leave on her own, Ur Mom sending her a blessing to help her with her journey. On the way she met a handsome werewolf king who was half demon, someone with similar birth as her! They quickly became friends as they fought off minions and skibidi toilets as they made it to Vector's lair. They beat him up by playing MiseryXCPRXReeses Puffs until the building collapsed and they rescued 𝓨/𝓝's crush and escaped. After returning her crush, everyone at the school loved her again and she was made prom queen <3
[guessing all entries should be replied to this?? so i'll just drop this here hello :3]
i imagine this goober just being the embodiment of every mary sue deviantart character from the early 2000's revived into one tiny kawaii package. boutta be the most obnoxious girl you ever encounter who has those 2 friends that never leave her side
probably has some crush on a lil fella too who just vibes in the corner by themself, but society won't allow them to be together due to how vastly different their life is. if her friends found out they'd tease her about it to no end </3
embodiment of the phrase "i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me"
control freak, if things arent going her way she will geek out, fur flying disaster and it can be over the littlest things her makeup smudged, fur out of place, selfie didnt come out right
always seems to be perfectly put together tho, people say they see those anime hearts n sparkles when she spins around in the sunlight
thinks plushies or drawings of animals with x buttholes are hilarious
WILL write a petty callout post over dumb drama about you
e-girl tiktokker who does makeup videos and just chatting streams
says her parents are dead but they arent theyre just judgemental and tell her to get a job if they see her
VIVID memories of roleplay i did when i was 10 holy FUCK i am SCARED. but fr this is so cute !!!!!! wahh
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