Bad Luck Bension

Bad Luck Bension has the WORST luck.
First he went missing for awhile, and came back with new... hair? Something new about him.
His luck still didn't change.
It was still terrible! His new tail getting shut in doors, hitting his head on the doorframes. Was he always this tall?

The second bit of bad luck hit when it seems he picked up something else.
Parasites!

Bension, who won't tell anyone he's already a parasite worm, cannot tell people that he is one. Who pick up... more parasites? They are alarming and usually he tries to tug them out and drop them.
This is horrible luck!!
Of course a little sock puppet will eventually stick its head out again.

This is SO INCONVENTIENT!
He's like a clown car of parasites. What horrible luck!

$35