John Gates
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John Gates, the biggest enigma of my life. All information below is STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL. If the John's know we have this... I don't want to THINK of the consequences.
If you see him, DO NOT ENGAGE. You do not know which multi-john he may be, and some are labelled as HIGHLY DANGEROUS.
Some are manipulative arseholes who will run you to the ground for a quick buck.
Some are murderous creatures, hellbent on world domination or, in Omin-John's case, ascending to godhood.
Some are... Well, some are pretty sweet, actually. Emo-John is, oddly enough, an amazing father, and Nerd-John is great at giving advice. I mean, they'll still be rude but not like slit-throat rude, so take what you can get.
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Every instance where John has appeared on my island, or others.
Tomodachi Life Johnstances:
Generation 1 John: Rich as fuck. Had the most lavish apartment, the most glamorous clothes. Was possibly a murderer, but had the money to cover it. Had a girlfriend, Milly, who was a superhero. Wholesome relationship, surprisingly - strongest on the island. Although he went by “Leo” at the time, he has all the defining traits of a John.
Unknown - Unknown
Generation 2 John: Everything went to shit. He's on the run. Still wearing lavish clothes but mixes in some more normal pieces. Was definitely a murderer and did not have the money to cover it. No one on the island actually knew he killed someone. We're... we're a little dumb.
13/01/19?? - Energetic Charmer
Generational 3 John: He's back at it again. This time he's murdering AND making an MLM. He's worse.
01/01/1998 - Confident Go-Getter
Multiverse Johnstances:
(Safe Space is Syd’s Island)
Safe Space, John: On holiday. Appears to be more relaxed than the OG version of John. May still be a murderer. Obsessed with Pineapple to a scary degree. Gives beach dad energy. I won’t elaborate on that.
13/01/19?? - Energetic Charmer
Second Safe Space, John: Genderbent John - I'm afraid. I believe her to be more dangerous than the current Johns. More research must be done.
01/01/1998 - Confident Go-Getter
Johnland, Johns: An entire island full of different versions of Johns. A nightmare. Emo John, Puppy John, Santa John, you want a John? We got a John. This island is believed to be all inside John’s head. He’s a little quirky.
01/01/1998 - Mix of personalities
Every John has one of these defining traits:
Full name: John Gates
Gender: Male
Sex: Male
Pronouns: He/Him/Himself
Height: 6'0"
Hair colour: Blonde
Eye colour: Deep Blue or has that colour somewhere in their eyes (pupil colour, flecks of colour, two toned with that blue- you get it).
Relationship Status: Single/Dating Cherie/Benefits with Cherie/Besties with Cherie
She will be with them, but she respects if they do not like dating or getting intimate.
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