MACON

A hybrid macoun apple, supposedly meant to be rather sweet and refreshing.

A young prodigy scholar-turned-professor who knows his stuff and will tell you, at length, if you don't. His short stature and harmless exterior do not lend to his personality, which includes a lack of tact or filter combined with some very strong opinions. He does not get along with many people on or off faculty, but is respected nonetheless as a harsh, but fair, teacher.

Don't tell anyone, but it's actually pretty easy to fluster him.