Devil's Links
"you are nothing to me."
"hmm? she's part of the infinity guild now you say? maybe she is worth something after all"
"god this fucking dumbass...I can't believe how much happiness she brought into my life, she's stuck with me even through all my worst, and she STILL loves me...I love her, even is she's a dumbass horny bottom with no rights"
""we're both horrible people huh? we'll its okay because we'll grow and change together!" God, I can't believe that sentience started something so gay, I love devil...even if she's a bitch I still love her"
"listen here bug-fuck. I don't know what you want with toto, but it doesn't take a genius to see your using her, and im not gonna just stand by and let it happen. and you think you can kill me? bitch please. the second you even lift your blade in my direction toto will snap outta whatever fuckary you have on her and rip you to shreds, assuming I don't do it first. you can't win ageist us, you'll only melt in our fire of love n' hatred.
"I don't know what kind of conversations you and toto are having at 3 in the fucking morning but they need to stop. she keeps sending me cursed memeS meant for you by mistake, and I am...very concerned by what I have seen"
"youre welcome to join me and toto anytime ya know :)"
"she's the only kid I can actually tolerate, she's needy as hell but so are my wifes so its normal at this point for me. I wish she'd stop getting me to sing for her at night, its fucking embarrassing,,,but it gets her to sleep at least so i'll do it,,,only for her though."
"of course babey found herself a girlfriend, everyone in this house is a lesbian I fuckin swear"
"listen here you clock work basterd, toto may have forgiven and trust you, but I sure as hell don't. unlike her im not a complete idoit and im not about to let someone who threatened my dumbasses well being near her or any of the kids, the only reason I haven't slaughtered you on sight is because toto ("for some fucking reason") loves you, but ur' on thin fucking ice you hear?"
"Listen I know we've had a very shitty start, but for the sake of the kid, can you please not try to slit my throat and ACTUALLY cooperate with me? I'm tryna be nice, goddammit!
"I- how- what- what the fuck why are there two of you!? why the hell would toto adopt someone who's an alternate version of someone she wants to murder- what the hell,,,whatever she lives here now, and wants my attention despite the fact that I am both awful with children and have no interest in being a "parent". whatever, when she actually needs something i'll be here to help I guess"
"One of Toto's wifes, and apparently one of my many moms. Damn she holds onto that phone like its her life.... Kinda wish she could give me some attention..."
"look kid im not ur "mom", im not anyone's "mom", you have toto and like any other adult in the house for that. just go play with your siblings or something, im awful with kids"
"Is she my mom? I am so confused, I have so many moms.... She's kinda scary...."
"back off motherfucker, I don't like sharing. espicically with someone who clearly doesn't love MY dumbass. you can give her all the dates and presents you want, but she'll never look at you the way she looks at me, why? because I give her something you could never offer her, true fucking' love, that and im comfortable to cuddle with. she'll always wanna cuddle with the warm plush over the chunk of ice, suck it bitch."
"gAH! I can't even get near toto without that bitch threatening to melt me! and when I DO actually get close enough to chat she'll swoop in and get all touchy touchy feely, carrying toto around and stealing all the attention for herself! she's so passive aggressive and threatening but dumbass dosen't even notice! why do I have to try so hard to put up this friendly facade but that- that- that DEMON can go around threatening to murder people and toto won't even give it a second glance!?"