Neptune

W I L D C A R D

[Voice Headcanon]
sherlock // holmes

-a rogue scientist and part-time doctor at hells hospital
-literally who is hiring these people and giving them jobs
-he comes in to work whenever he pleases
-gets fussy about being taken away from his work to perform surgeries
-but is also super sIKED about saving lives
-has said 'lets get this bread' out loud
-speaking of which

-hes very loud! doesnt know how to talk at a volume ANY LOWER THAN THIS
-the kind of guy to grab you on the shoulder and be like 'follow me, off to adventure' and leads you to the cafeteria so he can sit down and eat
-bright and cheery when hes actually paying attention
-no ones ever seen him get flustered
-no ones ever seen him without coffee
-yknow....he wears that jumpsuit and labcoat a lot, does he have clothes at home?

-hes got a decent amount of muscle
-the kind of person that unabashedly stares at you until you get nervous enough to look away, his smile only widens
-doesnt really listen to anyone else at work other than reid or luci, but thats very rare in of itself
-even quincy is a little freaked out by him
-says things like 'Righto!' 'Carry on then!' 'Have at ya'
-Why am i imagining him to be british?

you the reader @ me : are there no sane people at this hospital?
me: no