Diego

Diego hates his name cuz it reminds him of Dora the Explorer's cousin and because of that, he resents his mom and avoids her at all costs (her mom also just sucks in general and tends to neglect him cuz she's a lazy and nasty woman... also she's a prostitute). He's a failure at school so he dropped out and became a professional Splatoonist. Diego also has Tourettes and yells random swears at people when he really doesn't mean it and that's also a part of the reason why he dropped out of school cuz he got bullied for seeming like an asshole. He also uses that excuse to cuss his mother out whenever he wants. He's also really shy/awkward and has a low nasily monotone voice.

Mali and Otaku hate him though lol cuz one time he got into a fight with them at Otaku's anime convention and swore his head off at Mali cuz they were trying to explain to him that Splatoon is not an anime and that they don't sell their merch there but Diego's too much of a retard to understand and started dogfighting Otaku and Mali.

His best friend is a gijinka Luxray named Spencer.