Poi

Where to begin with Poi? Most don't even know WHAT she is, at first she looks like a normal cute cat, but her teeth are all practically all canines, more like a shark's mouth, her tongue is long and slippery like a snake's but not as thin, her tail seems to be gooey and, you see that nose? That's just for show! She has gills on her neck that she can SOMEHOW breathe with on land, tho she CAN live underwater if she wanted, also her paw pads, they're sticky, REALLY STICKY, she can sometimes be seen walking on walls with those, however, she can control the stickiness of her paws, she wears socks because if she didn't they would stick to the ground every step she took, don't worry tho, the socks aren't just forever stuck on her paws she can take them off just fine. She's Omnivorous but has a very strong leaning towards meat.

Poi is generally quiet and…very weird actually, she loves staring at people, studying them, learning everything about their outside looks. Trying to talk to Poi is always a 50/50 chance of either getting a coherent conversation with Poi staring intensively at your face or just scaring her away. She tries to predict the future a lot, and a lot of times, those predictions are right! Although she does fail them from time to time.

Once you do manage to converse with her, she'll likely talk about very specific things such as predictions, old life stories, or how the weather is making her sad. How much she talks is also very random, Poi isn't very predictable as you can see.

If you do become close to her somehow, she'll allow you to call her "Ipo", WARNING! NEVER CALL HER OPI, she hates that nickname for whatever reason. Call her "Pio" and she'll just start repeating "Pio" until she's done with whatever action she was doing before, call her "Iop" and she'll just be really confused. If she invites you over to her house, expect her house to be some kind of an organized mess of Marigolds, pictures of strangers, and vibrantly colored walls. She lives all alone and doesn't appear to even have parents. Poi came out of nowhere! Nobody knows where she'd been living before nor when she appeared, all they know is that she has always been there, she disappears sometimes but always comes back.

Poi has tried dating before, which ended on her being almost used as a sacrifice by a murder cult her partner was in, she'd probably have died there if it weren't for a sudden bee invasion at the ceremony, although no one is sure if she can actually die.

She also LOVES water, if she goes to the beach, she'll stay all the time in the water, if you try to make her leave the water before 3 hours had passed she'll become hostile.

And if you didn't have enough of her weird anatomy yet, know that her intimate parts are toxic! If anything touches it, that thing/person is doomed after 1 hour, it's the case in her most famous weird life story of hers where she got laid in some other country, the dude died – very gruesomely might I add – 1 hour later and she ended up running away from the police. She managed to get away somehow, a true savage my people!

How does she get money? Well, she says she has SOMEONE who works abroad who provides her money, but claims that the person is not a familiar, so no one really knows who it is nor that person's relationship with Poi.