The angriest of cinnamon rolls. He is obsessed with his manly image, but is a real bleeding heart. He loves water and swiming (ocean), drinking, lemons, Stitch form Lilo and Stitch, eating everything, getting drunk, sailing, singing (and he's pretty good at it too), oh and inbibing in alcohol. He's n alcoholic, a handy heavy-weight fighter, and con artist prepared to do an assortment of dirty jobs as his morals are very loose. He is OCD with cleanliness, is poorer than dirt, will eat literally anything including corpses, and was trained from a young age to be the "perfect soilder" something he failed to do as he was too strong willed to follow orders. Because of this, he is quick thinking on his feet and an amazing strategist. He never attented school however, so he cannot read and is not book smart.