Lavinia 🐮

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TL;DR: A sweet lil cow lady, all "sugar" this and "pumpkin" that. Secretly an alien fugitive on the lam, laying low on a planet populated by oblivious furries.

full name:Lavinia Holstein Parker

species:??? / "a little funny lookin" / ostensibly, a cow

voice:high-pitched, sounds like a southern diner waitress, all "sugar" this and "pumpkin" that. -- picture Cow from Cow & Chicken as played by Charlie Adler: [1], [2]

vibe:a saccharine faux-americana veneer hides the calculating evil genius beneath

physicality:6ft, 4in; fat with a dainty sort of build.

clothing and style:femme, 50s-60s era fits in bright salmony pink and sunny yellow palettes. prefers skirts over pants. prefers more structured silhouettes. always has her tentacles neatly coiled her hair in some kind of up-do.

outwardly: sweet as can be! flirtatious but coy. manages to be gregarious and cagey at the same time

inwardly: a ruthless and calculating genius. a schemer. is the brains of the operation to [Miriam]'s brawn.

In general, the world is a bizarrely sweet and squeaky-clean pastiche of 50s americana, populated by oblivious furries.

home:picture Invader Zim's home base and you've basically got the idea. kitschy, "too-perfect" public areas; and lots of secret entrances to a high-tech underground lab.

work:in order to fit in and not raise undue suspicion, Lavinia works shifts at a dinky little diner on the edge of town. also useful for gathering information on residents.

• when she's excited, her eyes boggle like a rat's: [1], [2]
• the pixel page quote comes from [here], which is basically Lavinia & Miriam's whole deal while lying low on the furry planet.

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