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Bosco is a perverted asshole, nuff said
Oh God, her? She's so annoying yet I can't bring myself to kill her...must be her ass
Hades is Lucious's weird dog-caterpillar...thing? I don't know! He's messy but hes a good guard dog
*Barks happily*
Stag is a kiss up asshole who needs to choke on his boyfriend's dick! But he also has a way of words that prevents me from killing him...God damnit
Ahhh Astrid...Where do I begin? First of all shes a slutty banshee who's had more dick up her ass then in a gentleman's club...But she's also my coworker, so yeah
Brisk is a little shit, but they're my little shit. They're like a younger sibling to me, and they have quite the attitude...Couldn't be more proud
Astrid is pretty cool! She likes to buy me candy! Also she taught me everything I know about life hehe
Lucious is my boss...and also my pimp...It's complicated. He makes me fuck bitches and kill them too
Astrid is one of my assassins, and also a prostitute. She brings in extra funds for our gang
Oswald makes our weapons and drugs...And he also makes me sick with his other twisted experiments
Oh Astrid? She's the gang harlet...but she probably has the most kills, rivaling Alma. But don't tell her I said that
Regina is an angel...both literally and metaphorically. If it weren't for her, we would all be dead
I always worry about Astrid...Shes always getting herself in trouble. I don't know what I would do if she died