Răzvan's younger brother with a very troubled backstory. First he's just a Principality and stuck in Răzvan's house for centuries, then the Soviet Union dragged him away, then when he was finally let go he almost immediately left again only to get stuck with a annoying roommate. Oh, and he's landlocked just about. All in all he's pretty depressed, and he tries to subdue it by using comedy to gain friends, going all out with what little money he can get together.