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"He's like a puppy. A very, very stupid puppy. A stupid puppy that hit it's head one too many times sliding across the floor because it was over-excited. That said, *if anyone ever hurt my stupid puppy of a brother I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."
"Oh, she'd probably sell my soul to the devil for a singular cornchip and I love her for having her priorities and goals in order."
"You know how some people have that demon on their bed that unplugs your phone charger and tries to grab your ankles when you stand in front of your bed? Well I don't have that, I have *Cove*, and I'm fairly sure the reason we *don't* have one of those demons is because she *ate mine*. Proof? I don't fucking need proof, look at her *eyes*. ...Seriously though, she's an absolute sweet heart and my go-to for when I have a situation that can only be handled by the Dark Arts(tm)."