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Your name is PLIMPY RUMPUS. You have a violent affection for DAINTY LITTLE HATS, which you like to wear on top of your ONE GIGANTIC CONEHORN. One of your eyes is constantly GOING ON VACATION and looking at basically anything that your other eye’s COMPLETELY NOT INTERESTED IN. Your trolltag is hdgfjhdgfjJHasfjkads and you tend to HGsgfkjdhfkasjhedkws784ttghkjsfsdaadgsagd. When you’re attempting to be vaguely more legible, yuh kunda jiss hav ala uh trobl findn th kiys bcooz yih canrully se th kebrrd! <%(
HOMESTUCK COPYRIGHT ANDREW HUSSIE AND OCTOPIMP
PLIMPY COPYRIGHT ZEDA 2000 + 11 DO NOT STEAL
Symbol:
Puppis, the constellation of “the Poop Deck.”
Age: 240 solar sweeps
Type of Troll: Mutant
Blood Colour: Neon Green [#00FF00]
Lusus: Umicromom.
Lusus Relationship: See on Plimpy’s wriggling day she should have been culled for being a mutant. BUT NEIGH. Into the caverns charged UMICROMOM, and the Jade bloods were just SO FUCKING BAFFLED at the sight of this derpicorn bungling its way through the caverns and stomping on all these wrigglers that they just kind of didn’t stop laughing until after she left with Plimpy clenched safely within the confines of her dignified overbite. Then they were like ‘oh wait shit did that really just happen?’ and started laughing again.
Interests: Hats, especially colourful ones
Dislikes: There’s nothing she really dislikes.
►IF SHE PLAYED SGRUB:
Title: Seer of That-Object-Over-There and Space
Planet: Land of Ankles and Festive Summer Squash
Dreamer Of: Prospiderse
Trickster: Her head is an upside-down ice cream cone
Ancestor:
THE SWABBING MISTRESS/ BEATRICE BUCKETTE
Her bio is as follows, courtesy of Ange:
Miss Shadey: What the hell would Plimpy’s ancestor be
Ange: oh man
Ange: master
Ange: poopdeck
Ange: swabber
Ange: on a notorious
Ange: highblood
Ange: pirate ship
Ange: like everyone is doing hardcore pillaging and shit
Ange: and theres blood and poop and whatever other messes pirates leave behind
Ange: and she’s just swabbing
Ange: in a very
Ange: all knowing janitor kind of way
Ange: but nobody knows
Ange: shes secretly all knowing
Ange: cuz of how derpy she looks
Ange: so they always make fun of her
Ange: but secretly she’s a calculated cold hearted genius
Ange: just thinking
Ange: planning
Ange: and swabbing
Ange: until one day
Ange: she kills all of them
Ange: and swabs the deck
Ange: from their blood
Ange: one last time
Ange: and then rides away on unicromom
Ange: cuz fuck the police
Ange: her name can be
Ange: beatrice buckette
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