Saggy McDaniels

An old Scottish brute with skin like loose old leather, Saggy McDaniels is one grumpy, gasket-sucking grandpa with a foul attitude that matches the rank stink that clings to his scraggly form. He's as foul-mannered as he is sailor-mouthed and tends to ramble on for hours at a time on old, useless stories from his seemingly endless life. He's stuck in the past and doesn't understand much of anything about the 21st century, but it doesn't seem to bother him at all (not like the nosiness of everyday life annoys him). McDaniels inhabits the undercarriage of a rusted old station-wagon and and considers it his most-prized possession. If anyone comes too close he'll hiss (read: hack and gargle) until his unwanted visitors scramble off.