Profile
Alexa Plaiye De'Spacito is a chaotic neutral tiefling bard from a tiny village (the kind that has maybe six buildings and doesn't even appear on local maps). Her skin and hair are pink (her hair a lighter shade), she's 5'8'' (or 6'5'' including her horns), she's 24 years old, and she is physically the horniest person she knows (meaning she has the largest horns, of course).
As a child, Alexa discovered her natural talent for music after stealing borrowing the lute of a travelling musician. She set off to a nearby town and traded things of increasing value until she managed to get hold of an old violin - after this she began to perform, first to residents of her home village, and then moving on to larger audiences. She loved nothing more than to please a crowd - and to draw the attention of pretty girls. When she was 17 a wildfire consumed a forest near her village, and despite the disaster she grew obsessed with starting fires of her own, learning from travelling performers how to do fire-eating acts. This has landed her in some trouble over the years - she’s been arrested several times for (mostly) accidental acts of minor arson. She never has bad intentions though; her goal is always to maximize enjoyment for herself and her audience, even if sometimes things get a little out of control.
Over her years travelling and performing, Alexa has made a number of friends at all echelons of society - including the pirate Torture Sonnet (who tends to go by the name Honour when pretending to not be evil). She met Torture when looking for someone to sell her some drugs (just for fun of course). Recently, Torture joined the Peace Guard (a group formed to investigate the mysterious "Maelstrom" event that seems to be responsible for many strange happenings in the world of late) for reasons not entirely clear, and asked Alexa to come with them as it would be a great opportunity to impress large audiences with her skills. Alexa agreed of course, which led her to begin a great adventure [i.e. the actual content of the D&D campaign]. Since she began this new journey, she (along with Torture and two other party members) has fought a ghost and some possessed wolves, started a magically-charged rave in a tavern, played "never have I ever" and "truth or dare" with some gargoyles on a church roof, and has generally been a horny agent of chaos interfering with the plans of the gods [aka the DM, who seems endlessly frustrated with "roll for horny"].
