CJ

HI I LOVE THEM. she/they. lesbian. chemist n engineer but not academically inclined to say to the Least. gets themself in trouble a lot. is probably on the run from the police. they have a lot of fuckign chemicals. just so fucking many. 

theyre my most cryptic bastard energy oc and i love it. they dont give a shit and theyre always grinning. jadedly delighted by all things. theyre always squatting. i dont think theyre capable of standing up. most likely to found under your car stealing your tires, or something.

would not be surprised if they just didnt exist honestly. they barely act lke they do

they eat cat food and like it. "it's tasty" sexy bastards reports "i just like the texture"

what is their fucking name? no seriously. what is it. who is this bastard and what the fuck are they doing

the closest youll get to their name is CJ. was originally gonna be CF standing for CAT FOOD but CJ sounds more like a normal person name. so call them that.