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obsesses over the thought that he could be a mignyan on a daily basis after the whole glove incident. doesn't care much for him as a person or his content though. he attends meet and greets solely to ask him crab related questions, though he's promptly escorted from the venue for being a nuisance. he's constantly ranting about Ethan conspiracies on online forums, and he's almost always banned for spam. his main goal is to expose Ethan as a Crab Man, but it's not going very well so far.
Has seen him roaming outside his house a few times, and notices he always assists to his meet and greets and asks him weird conspiracy questions, Ethan doesn't give him too much thought or attention because he knows no one will believe him. Otaku kind of reminds him of his host when he was alive and he Hates That.
was originally going to approach him after The Glove Incident to ask him questions about Ethan, but was instead confronted by him before he could say anything. Otaku is somewhat like a punching bag solely for Lucille's entertainment, but no matter what happens to him he somehow manages to always keep a positive outlook on everything. He's too dense to figure out Lucille is a mignyan.
Lucille thinks this kids obsession with mignyans is hilarious. He likes to fuck with him and get him to second guess his mignyan knowledge. He tries to make his life miserable but this kid never seems to budge, no matter how many times he beats him up or pushes him around. Now that he thinks about it, it kind of pisses him off. He's gonna go punch the shit out of him right now. Assaulting teenagers is officially off his bucket list.
tries his best to stay away from him to avoid beaten beaten senselessly
has seen him lurking around in the streets on more than one occasion. thinks he's a creep but isn't concerned about him
HHAHGHHGAH,, PLEASE DONTTHG HURT ME, G HAFHUGH,,,
WHATHT FUKC?>?>>?./WHATH THE FUCKLKLVC./???
"I just KNOW they're real! I feel like my purpose in life is to become one of them, you know?! I can't waste my time thinking about the possibility of them not existing, I HAVE seen them, and I believe in them, that's all I need to keep looking!!"
"I hate to be rude, but I really think you could stand to cool down a little... Not- Not in a bad way, of course! Just... Seriously? Being so high-strung, constantly bouncing off the walls over something that might not even exist? What'll you do if these 'migs' turn out to have been faked all along? I just don't want to see you hurt." (She'll still humor him, occasionally. No point in crushing his dreams completely if everyone thinks of him as just a crackpot anyways.)
WHAT?? FOR REAL?? LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
You want REAL Mignyan proof? I've got some crabs down here in my wine cellar, just follow me and I might even let'cha sample a few. Seriously. It's just down here, I promise. Chock full of crabs. I would never lie to you.
WAIT... YOU'RE REAL?? CAN I POKE YOUR EYES??? ARE YOUR EARS AND TAIL EDIBLE?? ARE YOUR TEETH MADE OF LIQUORICE CANDY?? CAN I HAVE ONE?
I AM REAL!!!!!! LET'S BE FRIENDS!!!!!! I WILL GIVE YOU CANDY CORN IF YOU MAKE ME A HAT!!!!!!