Snorpoke

Snorpoke is a Pokemon hybrid of a Snorlax and a Slowpoke, effectively creating the most useless Pokemon in all of existence.

• A Fairy/Psychic type, Snorpoke usually hovers three feet above ground at all times.
• It is smaller than either of its ancestors, with a fully-grown Snorpoke being the roughly size of an exercise ball.
• When it senses danger, it will grab its toes and hover-roll away.
• Its battle cry is the Inception noise.
• Shiny Snorpoke are a dark electric blue.