Winter 100

Go-to insults 

“I love how hard you try. It’s cute” 

“I liked you, I thought you were cute. Then I got closer” 

“Trees are working very hard to replace the air you’re wasting. Do us all a service, shut up.” 

“You angels are all the same. Your fall from heaven leaves a face so hideous that it makes me glad I clawed my way up from hell” 

“If you keep talking I will rake out your eyes with a spork and feed them to my dogs. So, shut up darling.”

“By the end of this I’ll be boiling your teeth to make fine ivory. Change my mind.” 

“I’m this close to filling your sinuses with this vodka” 

“Tenebrous, give me a sign if you don’t want me to rip out this mans ribcage” 

“What crawled up your ass and died? With your amount of stuck-up, there’s more than a stick lodged up there.” 

“Oooh, I cannot wait to talk shit about you later. What was your name again?”

“You? I may be desperate. But you are a low I will not stoop to.” 

“If you were dying on the side of the road, I would swerve my cart to hit you. You’re more attractive as a stain under my tire.” 

“If you were my beloved, I’d poison your wine on the morning of our honeymoon. I’d have seen enough.” 

“Even the gods make mistakes sometimes” 

“Being around you reminds me that I need to be alone” 

“Some babies are dropped. You, however, seem to have been thrown” 

“I want to insult you, but your creator did that for me already” 

ABSOLUTE HATRED

“I hope you outlive all of your children.” 

“Sweetie. Has no one ever told you how painfully mediocre you are?” 

“When will you realize, the people around you only tolerate you?” 

“Darling, the most interesting thing you could do is lie down and stop breathing. You are the most uninteresting, pitiful creature I’ve met.”

“Why did you have the be the sperm that won? Any other would have sufficed” 

“Your family tree doesn’t branch out much, now does it?”

—- HISTORY

An outsider came to visit the firbolg clan in search of recent dead. She was beautiful, skin the color of the deepest ocean blue. Freckles dotted her soft featured face like stars in a blue galaxy. Her white hair cascaded down into a rough crop at chin length. And two swirling horns, like a gazelle, arching back. Drow were an uncommon sight. But Pan had never seen another Tiefling before, and she fell in love at first sight. Without a second thought she left everything behind to join the beautiful stranger. She introduced Pan to a small cult of necromancers, and that’s where Pan started her passion.
The two eventually broke up since they didn’t have much chemistry and were based entirely on attraction. (Pan got dumped) But Pan was already too invested in Necromancy to give it up. Not letting the breakup slow her down, Pan set off to get away from her ex and continue her passion of necromancy somewhere else.
...leaving promptly after setting her ex’s cult base aflame. Of course.

Exs name: Nebbi/ Nova / Navittia

Extras. 

She’s: impulsive, passionate, lustful, and hotheaded

She thinks of Strahd like he’s a hot celebrity. That’s her celeb crush.

She’s a little disappointed she didn’t get the traditional tiefling tail and hooves. If she had to change anything about herself, it would be that. It’s just a LOOK.

FEARS water. Shes mortified by the stuff after having a vivid dream of drowning. Simply seeing any bodies of water larger than a bucket gives her chills.

 Bucket list:

*owning a skeleton/zombie horde

*becoming a lich

*finding a partner who’s also interested in the dark arts. Or just a cute equally evil vampire. Or devil. Or anything evil and cute really. 

*kiss a vampire at least Once..

*ride a horse once.. it looks really cool..

*dress up some skeletons to be fancy personal helpers. For the aesthetic

*kill at least one ruler 

*meet a demon, a devil, a mindflayer, a Medusa, and a beholder 

*be a cool high level necromancer before I run into my ex gf somewhere. It’s just gonna happen sometime with my luck :/

Some mood songs

Girl with One Eye 

Look what you made me do 

Never Gonna Happen