Richard Malorde

=disaster bastard=

-Pretty little nightmare

-An android living life

-He recharges his batterys by rubbing his feet on his carpet every morning (he's wearing socks)

-If that doesn't work, he always has a built-in plug in the compartment on his back

-If he bites you, you're losing that limb for the rest of your life

-His eyes glow in the dark

-His skin is soft, but cold

-Can and WILL fuck you up

-Likes being picked up like a princess