Audrey Wolfe

- Audrey Marie Wolfe

- female, 23-28y, 5'4"

- roommates with adrian

- switches between jobs, mainly works in food service much to her own dismay

- dreams of being forklift certified

- rolled worst joint ever, asked to leave Red Lobster

- borderline pyromaniac

- gets too excited and slips and falls on the hardwood

- worlds longest haircare routine

- constantly shaking a little

- she does not kill people i draw her like that cause symbolism and because its funny

- relentlessly terrifying and prodigiously bleak worldview that threatens to consume her

- megalophobia

- very physically affectionate

- embarrasses herself in front of pretty girls

- random manic episodes. as a treat

- illegally removes anti-homeless bench dividing bars and keeps a collection of them under her bed

- infinite energy source-- too stubborn to die

- EXCUSE ME HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES

- walking Breaking Bad wiki

- catfishes pedophiles on the internet for fun

- girlbossing until the day comes where even god wont be able to save us from the hell we've created on earth

- extremely sunny and vibrant demeanor coupled with deep seated rage and existential dread

- ex fanfiction writer

- has never experienced a respectful interaction with a police officer