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Look it’s me
-not actually salty
-head is a salt crystal, it’s rumored to be a rock salt lamp
-it probably is
-loves Pokemon, peaches, and alligators
-would die for Tom Holland
-glows in the dark
-very gay
-lewd, rude, shrewd, crude. But in like a cool friendly way
-is currently working on both an on-brand theme song and catchphrase
-they/them pronouns
-when drawing their head draw just any sharp geometric shape and that’s it
-how do they speak, see, hear, or consume food? That’s a secret
what are people saying about this fine rock?
If u crave that mineral, do u crave urself. how does this work. what do u crave. do u know why kids like cinnamon toast crunch. is that ur craving. -LightningClawedSky
Not your mother's table salt
If they can drink? I see them being a crying drunk, because salty tears X,D Jokes aside, I can see them getting overemotional at most things, up to and including things they really enjoyed. Possibly having the entire night devolve to them crying over how in the end, out of all of Ash's pokemon, BUTTERFREE NEVER TURNED UP AGAIN, WHY?!?! @sweetasaccharine
Gets mad at everything, but tries to claim he's not. @masher-potato
