NEW COWSLIP CONTENT BRINGS ME JOY
Cowslip
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- 5 years, 3 months ago
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Cowslip
- bilge rat, female
- married to Maumeruz
- lazy, gluttonous, feminine, motherly, bawdy
- dove gray, blaze pattern, pearl earrings, very fat, simultaneously oily and dusty
History
- ex-cook aboard a small pirate ship, abandoned the seafaring life after the crew was decimated by a sea otter vessel.
- Moved into Southern Mossflower, joined up with two other woodland rats of low degree.
- Few years go by, they're driving a dormouse family out of their isolated cottage when a honking great badger shows up. Seems bad but the badger unexpectedly sides with the rat gang and helps slaughter the family. Big Swoon from Cowslip.
- The two woodland rats are unconvinced, plan to murder Maumeruz in her sleep that night. Cowslip warns her new pal and they turn the tables on their would-be assassins.
- Cowslip and Maumeruz live happily ever after in the cute woodland cottage !!!!!!!! they get married and nobody bothers them, Amen 🙏
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