Sharkstar's Links
Child, de 'ole clan raised em! Dat's probably why dey gots a whack mosaic of a brain rattling around in dere, but 'ey, nothin wrong wit bein a lil weird, especially given dat dey've outperformed literally h'every other cat ya see 'ere.
Mudder, not everyone's h'a big fan of me 'ole h'upbringing, but I'm me, h'and it never really bothered me much. Diff'rent parentin' works better or worse on diff'rent children, I'd h'imagine. Me, I needed dat freedom t' learn.
Son, left 'im wit 'is fadder's clan, so we don't see h'each other much. Strange kid, ye can kinda see my sweet biological influence on 'im, huh? Can't keep de ladies off of the both of my kids, they're StarClan's - and my - gift to da world.
Mother, I was shocked to find out. She gave me over to AntlerClan when I was small. She's emotionally distant, but does seem to care about me in some capacity. She pretty much lets me walk into CoveClan territory whenever.
Friend, father o me kits; 'e's got no time for me h'anymore, outside of arse-kickin. Too busy fuckin' up wit his family dat's less amused by 'is edgy bullshit den I am. It's just how he be, ye know, 'e's a mean ol bitch.
Friend, mother of my oldest kits. We got too close. We've got clans to run... I have to admit though, I am remembering why we were friends in the first place. She's the only one who likes it when I act like an asshole.
She's me favorite weirdo. Betcha she's sayin somethin weird about me on th' other end dere. She's always talkin like dat, says it's cuz her father was a dolphin n I guess I can see dat. Yes, I knows what she means, 'f course!
Sharkstar is as close to a hawk as I've seen on earth. Inspirational. So much so, that I've elected to lead ThornClan. It's been pretty easy thus far. Sometimes they don't even realize who they're following, but at the end of the day, things work.
Me grandson! Look, 'e looks like me! He's got 'is mudder's health which is not exactly great, but behind dat, dere is the most perplexing mind I've 'ad the privilege of knowing. No b'y, de poor kid makes not a lick of sense!
GRANDMA. I'm gonna roll dirt! This is the next big warrior duty they're gonna come up with, they're gonna release more cuz, they're gettin.... reaaaaaal bored of doing the same ones every day, you see, gotta rotate some.
Grandson. 'E looks kind of like me dad, like 'is dad does, I suppose. It's de mustache. 'E's a quiet fellow, but not much less rambunctious dan de other. I'm tellin ya though, dese two're gonna be de best warriors y'ever seen.
Grandma. We share eyes!
Skunt's a fuckin dolphin dat crushes cats wit 'is tail n jumps around out n da bay. Doesn't really ever leave, h'unlike most other of de big sea fellers out dere. Better quit tryin to beach 'imself 'r else we'll have a problem (stink).
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Deputy. Yis, y'gotta pick de right one in succession, but h'I admit, 'e was picked cuz he's de sober second tought, n tough t' boot. Y'see, I don't see 'im livin' t'be my successor, but 'e'll make a good deputy 'til we gotta train up a second me.
Leader, She's strange but I trust her.
Kin. Gave me one of me lives, t'was a pretty big deal back in da day. We don't hear from de founders h'all too much, you see. S'important for a founder to approve of ya if you're kind of an asshole, cuz dat way you can say StarClan's on yer side.
Kin, and current leader of my clan. I like to give out lives to sufficiently swaggy new leaders of my clan. Anyone I didn't visit for their leader ceremony was actually someone I didn't approve of, and if they felt nervous about it, they were right to.
Kin. ThornClan h'is known as CoveClan's mudder since de founders were family like that, but it was constantly reinforced by just 'ow judge-y they were. Well, Puffinstar changed all dat. We're more like proper siblings now.
Kin. Oh my God, Cove, your clan is still acting like that, look what you've done. It's not funny. Bullying other cats for not liking you is not an appropriate response. Sigh. the current generation is cute, but I wish they agreed with me more.