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Apprentice, you know, for a little while until I got pushed over a cliff. Know anything about that, Boughscrape? Pretty fuckin' sneaky of you, not a very macho way of dealing with things, you know. I like to keep 'em guessing on if I survived or not.
Mentor; he was awful, to say the least. Why else would I have killed him, after all? No one missed him, which is telling. Some kids say they saw him die a second time, which... I guess... makes sense if you believe it's possible...
Daughter, she's ugly like her mother, makes about as much sense as her too. Listening to her talk could ease any man into a stroke. Well, it's too late for an abortion now, Mouseturd, here it is, your bundle of joy, or whatever emotion you derive from looking at this thing.
Bio father, disowned him. It's kind of a story where every single line makes the listener go, "oh, well, that's not right," until the very last one, where you go "ah, at least it is over now." What the actual fuck was wrong with you?
It's smooth, okay? Geez, why does everyone make such a big deal about these things, it's just a stupid animal. The only reason anyone cares if it dies is because the body would have the place smelling for years, other than that, what's death matter?
Disgusting.
I hope you know that you would be dead without me. Of course that doesn't give me the right to help someone kill your baby, but it should at least afford me some help against your mother I was protecting you from, mostly, come on man-
He's an opportunistic scumbag, and I would have died if not for his help, more than once. Everything worked out in the end, even if he sold me, so I guess... I don't know. We all hate him regardless. I'm just glad he's dead and gone now.
He's such a stick in the mud; real noble guy. Always my favorite though, if only for being the one to share any common ground whatsoever, and being so highly mockable. Aw, come on, I didn't mean it! You aren't going to let her kill me over that, right?
He haunted me through most of my apprenticeship, mocking me and making me feel gross, endured for the sake of keeping my friends alive, which he admittedly did do. I am glad he's gone now though, we don't need him anymore.
He was the angry one. Went pretty crazy by the end of it, but I mean, how well could he have been falling in love with a dude to begin with? Had those guys pretty convinced they'd end up here, but, I think they could still get into StarClan, just between you and me.
"I can't think about it, I can't think about /him/, I can't-- I can't. Fuck."
What can I say? She's hotter than Mouseturd, and pretty easy to get close with, at least in the way I care about. All I had to do was sell out the guys I was planning on selling out already. What luck! Silverstar made it easier too, but of course, she gives and she takes...
Business partner, to put it in formal terms that will only make you want to vomit a little. I never cared what he did. None of it was good, and the same can be said about my actions. I've long abandoned virtues, personal and otherwise.
Ex, if you want to call it that. She's no beauty, but you know, I take what I can get. I was an impatient kid, she got knocked up fast, 'n decided she wanted the damn thing. Didn't help anything, that's for sure. Didn't bother with her much since.
She killed me, back in ThornClan with the other one. Uhg, I didn't even DO anything to those two, they just did what they wanted like they were heroes or something. I mean, yeah, anyone who knew me would, but they didn't so, what the fuck, bitch?
"Good riddance. Now, if only I could get rid if my uncle, as well..." 'Victim', guy fucking deserved to get bodied.