Moosetooth's Links
My dad. He's a relaxed guy, which is good. Some folks out here have stressful parents, so we're lucky. I only ever see him get worked up for real good reasons. He's the deputy too, so that's pretty awesome, he can keep everyone safe now.
My oldest daughter. Big gal with a big heart! Glad we at least raised some of 'em right. If my kids are happy, healthy, and friendly, that's all I can ask for! She's got friends and partners of her own who like her a lot too!
Grandma, dad misses her a lot. I guess I miss her too, even though I never knew her. Like... missing what you never had? Is that a thing? Dad and Yew attribute their coolness and family-first mindsets to her good mothering.
If I existed for my grandchildren, you better believe they would have adored me~
Grandpa. Dad and aunt Yew don't talk about him much. I guess he tried to split them all up after a few disasters kind of messed with everything, and their mom was dead. I can't really picture dad or Yew giving up anyone for any reason. Except you, Cinder!
Granddaughter, I've never heard of her.
Really, I haven't, this... first person format is weird! Who's Moose?
Dad took them into the family. They're a catnip dealer first, and a medicine cat second haha. Guess who gets the freshest stuff? That's what love is. Well, not exactly, but you know, the thoughts counting and all that, eh?
Family. We aren't much alike, but she's enough like her dad that I get her pretty easily. Plus I think she like, has brain damage or something so pretty easy to follow anyway. Very sweet girl though, anyone would want to be her friend.
My aunt. She's more chill when she relaxes, you know? She can do it, I mean! I hope her kiddos get to see that side of her more, nothin better for a kid than havin' the bestest parents! I know you n dad had a good mom too.
My niece, she's a lot like her dad, so... kind of like mom. I'm sure if she had kits one day, they would be well taken care of. She seems in no particular rush, which is nice. I waited pretty long, if you could call it waiting.
Father-in-law, I guess a long time ago, he was with my dad. Best not to think about that, haha. We already got enough weird dad shit goin on with all the Dagger mishaps, I don't think picturing that in any capacity is good for anyone.
Strange twist of fate, she's my daughter-in-law! She and my son look like her dad and me used to, 'cept she's not as hot as her dad. Not that that matters! My baby boy knows a good heart when he sees one, he's in-tune like that!
Sibling-in-law. They're like... a weird superhero. Ripple misses them more than the rest of his family. They got a lot of sibling drama, and I guess we can relate with Cinder's bullshit... So good siblings like Brine and Tiny are appreciated!
Sister-in-law. She seems cool enough, I think she'll take care of my brother... He does need to be taken care of a bit, after all. Most cats do. Now, how the medicine cat fits into all of this... well, that is none of my business.
My mom! She's the best, she's got all the big warm hugs we can ask for! We catch so much prey, the clan loves it! All of us love her! That's what a good role model looks like; invisible, cuz she's a stealth master!
My beautiful daughter, she's a tough gal
He's my father-in-law, but more importantly, he is a DICK! Do you know how freaky it is to get your man's DAD takin over your body?! Me 'n Ripple know. We don't like talkin about it, 'specially not in front of Talon.
Ugh. My son's dumbass girlfriend. She messed with my plans.
My little sister! She's super cute, and about to be the next kickass warrior! Am I right? We gotta be good role models to her, to make up for Cinder's bad vibes and everyone else's dead vibes. Be a hero! Be a real warrior!
My big sister! I wanna be like her!!
He's one of my mates, our other is Talon. Don't tell anyone that though, we're technically not supposed to count Talon... so most people only see me and Ripple together. No problem though, we're a lot taller so we can just sandwich him and he's hidden!
She's my official mate, when really it's both her and Talon, but Talon isn't allowed to have a mate so we have to be quiet about it. I love the both of them alot.
He's me and Ripple's secret other husband! Why do I need two? Well, what's the point in having one when there's two? They are both wonderful, beautiful boys! Besides, someone's gotta be able to do basic math in the relationship!
My secret wife Rippleslash. We are a poly relationship and I love her and Rippleslash.
My brother! He's cool. Sleeps a lot. Our other brothers are all dead n' gone. We had like, three of em. Older two got killed, our littermate died of his own damn fault. Tiny's a good guy, he does more hero stuff than villain.
My sister. She's alright... Better than our littermate
Aw, Yew married into grandma-hood! Look at this lil guy! Geez, he's so scrawny. Red and Yew are pretty solid, not like that twiggy mother of yours, if anyone can help it's them! Hey! You got teeth sticking out on the bottom AND top!
Step-first-cousin-once-removed. Burly.
Cousin, he likes fancy words. I didn't spend much of being a kit learning anything, mostly was concussed or coughing or something. But I'm all healthy now! We gotta make sure none of em get hit on the head super hard, and patrol lots to keep disease out!
Cousin. Moosetooth is not particularly eloquent, but she knows what she's talking about. Usually.
Cousin. Wiggle wiggle wiggle! How'd the baby get so long? Was Red rolling around while pregnant or something? Look at that big ol smile! I don't think I can get my mouth that wide. That's how you can tell we aren't blood relatives!
Cousin. Wiggle wiggle wiggle!!!
Step-first cousin once removed. Oh yeah, that looks like if Red were a fat baby. Which she isn't so she doesn't look super much like her at all, but I bet if she lost a leg she totally would, at least from a distance! ... But look at the face though!
Cousin. His teeth are sticking out weird. Huh? I got one too? Oh, it's on the bottom? Huh. Well, is mine weird, or are his weird? It can be both? Oh mine's weirder cuz it's more common on the top, then? Why does rarity determine weirdness?
Cousin. Hey, one has a reasonable amount of fluff! Don't worry, we got so many of us, you won't be cold when the snow shows up. It can be a real problem for the less-insulated, but clans are all about sharing the warmth. ... Right?
Adoptive older brother. Oh geez, it have been a real long time since he was alive. I can barely remember being a kit, 'n sadly that also means I can hardly remember my older bros. My parents sure remember em well though.
Adoptive younger sister.
Adoptive older brother. They were two moons older than me and my littermates, and added to the nest around the time we were born. Guess Robin found em in the woods or somethin'? I wonder who left them there.
Adoptive younger sister.
Brother, one of my two littermates, and easily the worst of all nine kids our parents raised. Real fucked up all that shit you did, bud. Even our parents don't like him anymore, and that's saying a lot cuz they're super chill.
Sister.
Mentor and former leader. Awh fuck, he's definitely notorious around these parts. Wasn't bad to me or anything though, I think it was a relatively normal apprenticeship. But what do I know, I've got the memory of an acorn.
Apprentice.
Niece. Man it just sucks all the way down that Cinder-ripple did what he did. He got with dad's nemesis, basically, then abandoned the kids, then got a bunch of kids killed through kidnapping them! Where's the justice for Daypaw?!
Aunt.
Nephew. I wish aaaaanyone but Cinder-ripple had my niece and nephew, like, if still being their aunt without being related was required, I'd do it, anything to have one less kid he's disappointing or hurting or whatever.
Aunt.