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She's wonderful, beautiful, I absolutely adore her. If you can't be bullied by a strong sexy dragon girl, why even live?
He's a stupid pervert and quite honestly it's wrong of me to humor him. But it's cute that he's such a little weakling, a pretty little stupid coward who smells good. He's actually quite smart, but he is DEFINITELY a pervert.
He's a weird guy but I respect him. If he marries Pia are we brothers? I'm gonna say we are.
Weakling idiot! Has terrible taste in women. We're friends, I like him.
She's the nice one. But she still likes to give me a hard time and I don't know why I let her do it! Well, I want my sister to be happy.
He's a cute little smushy baby. I lucked out with a master who's such a pushover!
I've learned so much from him, but I'd value our friendship more if he spent less time punching me in the face. I guess I deserved it the first few times.
I don't want any fucking tree people messing around in my government. This one is infuriating because he likes to play dumb about how completely evil he is. Who makes it into the advanced placement classes and still needs it EXPLAINED that slavery is bad? Goddamn treeple.
She's so mean! But she's usually right about things. I'm glad to have her in my life but I wish she were free to be happy. And free to be mean to some other guy.
Any other master would have euthanized me the moment I spoke against them. I know this. But this one just NEEDS to be yelled at, you know? It's so he learns.
She's quiet, but she doesn't take my nonsense any more than anyone else does. Her intelligence is wasted here with me. Sometimes she'll start talking and I have NO idea what she's on about, but it'll sound like sad, weird poetry.
Sometimes I stop and realize that I've spent my whole life taking care of a spaceship powered by a tree. It's so surreal. It's normal, but when you step out of your own mind it definitely feels like a weird dream. I try to think of him as a little brother, but at the end of the day...he's really some kind of monster, isn't he? A friendly monster, at the very least. I do care about him.