The narrator of De Milite Inprudenti. His pet peeves include being stabbed (he got better) and double negatives.

He breathes fire—far less reservedly than he probably should—so try not to provoke him. If things go south, he'll regret it later, sure, but he will do it.

He at one time had to wear gauze on his hands and feet for legitimate acid burns. Maybe he liked the look or the sympathy, but either way he adopted the aesthetic, albeit at a more comfortable position on his tail. If anyone asks, it's “sprained.”

The apostrophe in his name is totally useless and that low-key bugs him. The nickname "Tori" comes from his ex, Lobel.