Galaxy Sheep

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“For eons mankind has wondered what lies beyond the great beyond. Some believe extraterrestrial life inhabits planets an unfathomable number of light-years away. Others believe that out there lies a deity of creation, watching over us from a safe distance. However, in a state of disarray, man binds himself to materialistic things.

A legend arises, that which contains a fleece of cosmic beckoning. This fleece’s stories tell that of immense power. However, early readers seemed to have misinterpreted the scriptures. The fleece was not an item to possess in itself, but one that has already been plastered onto a reluctant participant. This being goes by one name, or rather a title.

“Galaxy Sheep.”

Be given its title, Galaxy Sheep is shown to have acquired speech, as fluent as any man. Galaxy Sheep shares words of wisdom in a place where no one can hear you scream, much less sermon. With this in mind, most of his greatest phrases are lost. We are unaware if Galaxy Sheep knows we hold it in such high regard. But to invade into their natural habitat might halt their time of serenity.

Galaxy Sheep may forever be unsure of their own importance. And we may never be sure of Galaxy Sheep’s present location. But there is one place Galaxy Sheep will always be present…

At a store near you.*

(Check local retailers to confirm Galaxy Sheep products or merchandise are available at your location.)”

-(Text ripped from the back of one of various Galaxy Sheep products.)

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