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stoat is a cunning little guy who likes to cause mayhem. he's an omnipotent, omnipresent god trapped in the body of a weasel, one able to tell you and your loved ones exact dates of death, and your deepest, darkest, most twisted insecurities and fantasies. with a massive, ever-conscious brain always in conflict with his body, he’s usually irritable and bitter, and loves biting ankles and scratching and gnawing on the hands of those who play with him. he works out his frustration over being trapped in his limiting body on the nervous and vulnerable. he hates being called cute and feeling patronized but enjoys attention, and goes completely off the shits if you give him a little ball with a bell inside.
he’s had many owners, and so far none have been able to take care of him for long.
