Flossie Fischenheimer

N-no, I didn’t make a SpongeBob self-insert

..but if I did, and if it were Flossie, she’d work nights at the Krusty Krab 2

Age: thirtysomething

Species: Hawaiian cleaner wrasse (Labroides phthirophagus)

Favorite cheese: Gouda

Flossie Fischenheimer is a little lady with a huge appetite. At her new salon, where she styles customers’ manes while combing for parasites, she can be seen nibbling throughout the day on oh my stars is that hair she’s eating. Flossie. Gorl. You have the money to buy real food. Don’t be weird.