THE JESTER

The MOTHER of all the great things that roam around the same Earth WE live on. Legend has it that IT was the first Sona to manifest a "Jestoid" in the entire universe. His coordinates lied within a kingdom, the Bluest kingdom of all. The King of Rings was amused by these jests and requested it performed more for him and his pests. He played along with the King's game and he ended up getting the fame he sought. Life was good for all, he thought. The King decided on a label, and it's label was indeed "THE JESTER". After a couple months fly by, it was very expected that everyone would act like how THE JESTER would. THE JESTER thought this was the best thing to happen to it since birth. Everywhere THE JESTER would go, everyone would be making the same exact jokes he would make when performing. The same punchlines, the same exact execution, everything was similar down to the last detail. 

Now, we let the weeks fly. THE JESTER began to lose his audience. Now that everyone had the same exact humor, was there really a point to go if you could just make your own at your own humble abode? Suddenly, everyone started going to their homes and brought friends and family over, performing the same word for word jokes made by THE JESTER. The worst part was that the King himself attended one of these performances with the Queen. This obviously pissed THE JESTER off, so he went down there himself and began criticizing everything these people have done. But nothing that escaped their mouths made sense anymore, they would just shout out a jumble of letters towards him. The King didn't even try to defend THE JESTER. Not even the Queen. He walked away, still hearing the same exact jests and the made up words being thrown at him.

Eventually, the time for replacements came. The King called THE JESTER into his corridors and told him that he had no need for IT anymore. Before THE JESTER could protest, a shadowy figure walked behind the King. Once they came clear into view, THE JESTER froze. It was like looking into a shitty fucking mirror. The costume was so simplified and boring. The colors were so bland. NOTHING was done right at all. The King began rambling about how he believed he needed a more "rounder" and "cleaner" persona to perform the jests, as he believed these were the reasons why everyone stopped attending. They just needed someone more "safe". This brought the King to the conclusion though, seeing how RUDE it was acting yesterday to all of his people, how could he keep IT around in his kingdom? He had to keep them all safe! As he called his guards to exile "THE JESTER", it has already left the scene.

As it wandered the streets of the kingdom, it would begin pestering and insulting everyone it met on the streets. Having no home anymore, it went into an alleyway to sleep. There, it met a little small specimen within a dumpster. THE JESTER instantly insulted it and got up to leave, before it could fully exit, the small critter asked if it was the person who kept making all those shitty "jests". THE JESTER turned around, confused. The small critter saw it's face and reassured himself, yes, it was indeed that same person. He began to insult it, it's "jests", and he told him that because he never liked any of it's "jests", he never fit into anywhere within the kingdom. THE JESTER just looked back with a smile. It has finally found someone who is not just on the same level as it, but also someone who wasn't afraid to actually let out the truth. After the interaction, the two would leave the kingdom on their own accords. It's unknown what happened to them, but 5 months later, give or take, the kingdom would be captured, and then THAT would later lead to it's collapse. When the kingdom got captured, that would be the last time anyone saw the King or the Queen. But from here on out, if you ever heard anyone splurting out jests to you, just remember the tale of THE JESTER and the King.